Treasure Dump 

(n.) taking a shit in a random hidden location in when visitng a friends home, attending a family function, touring an open house, going to party, etc. The loaf can be decorated with sparkles, glitter, money, spray paint, or anything that accentuates the crap that was taken. The butt nugget should then be left for some other person to find and deal with in their own time.

"Jenny, when you when to my baby shower last week did you take a fucking treasure dump in the new crib my Great Grandmother gave me?"

Treasure Dump by Matt McDick July 25, 2012

Trump Dump Day 

An unconventional national day celebrated across the globe by going to the shitter and imagining Trump's turd face in the toilet bowl and taking a massive dump on him.

Folks around the world celebrate in unison Trump Dump Day, some even multiple times a day. Show your Patriotism every time you have to go - think of Trump and deposit your Dump.

Trump Dump Day by AmericanAlias January 27, 2017

Dump-Truck Ass 

Something you'll see in every Pixar movie

Elastigirl sure has a dump-truck ass

Dump-Truck Ass by Macleod96 April 28, 2020

Trump Dump

An absurb statement or series of statements with no basis in fact uttered or tweeted by Donald Trump, often at 6 am during his already scheduled dumping times. A Trump dump may not be retracted until after more than 5 years of assertation without any evidence (see: Obama's birth certificate), or may just pass into nothingness after the media frenzy is complete.

Have you heard about the latest Trump dump? Apparently Big Bird is really a nazi propogandist!

Trump Dump by #trumpdump March 21, 2017

Dumpster Fire 

A colossal mess, often created by incompetence

"My working conditions are a dumpster fire thanks to my Coworkers."

Dumpster Fire by Strīde May 29, 2020

Dump Daze 

The trance like state you fall under before you have to take a massive shit. You want to be alone and philosophize your life and write things down in a day-timer. You sit and bask in the fart like aroma sifting out of your asshole like steam through a manhole cover. God for bid you are interrupted by anybody, a person, a dog, even the phone ringing will overwhelm you with vulnerability, and self conscious feelings. You will immediately ninja to another room, ideally the bathroom to continue your seizure like stupor, or get it over with a drop the deuce.

Guy 1: It smells like stale shit in every room of the house!
Guy 2: Yeah when you where looking for me earlier I was in a dump daze, and had to use some stealth to avoid you.
Guy 1: I'm fucking moving out!

Dump Daze by brohan Sebastian Bach March 15, 2011

dumpster cranking 

The act of "cranking one out" in a dumpster.

I just caught 2 hipsters dumpster cranking out back.

dumpster cranking by metal forever June 11, 2018