douchebag

the guy who sits next to me at work

Dave is a douchebag. I want to kick him in the nuts.

douchebag by lunchbox207 January 27, 2011

douchebag

Criss Angel.

Person #1: Did you see Criss Angel's Twitter about kicking Ryan Ross in the crotch?
Person #2: Yeah, he just proved once again how accurate that Supernatural episode title was.
Person #1: Which episode?
Person #2: "Criss Angel is a douchebag".
Person #1: LOL

douchebag by thatssonotaword February 10, 2009

douchebag

An insult primarily used by caucasians in reference to a person who is rude, irritating, inconsiderate, exceedingly ignorant, or filled with unwarranted self-importance. Douchebags are often seen wearing trucker caps and affliction tees, and they often use the word "gay" in a pejorative sense.

Guy #1: "...everyone on welfare is just eating away at our tax dollars. Most of them aren't even poor. They just keep having kids to get a fatter check. My cousin's best friend's ex boyfriend's aunt had like 9 kids and drove a sparkly impala with spinners that she got using welfare checks. Welfare queens. Pshaw."

Guy #2: "Oh god, this guy's been pounding sparks all night and spewing his fox news commentary on everyone here. He's fucking up our party."

Guy #3: "What a douchebag."

douchebag by dontpanic1984 February 8, 2010

douchebag

john mayor

all of the above, john mayor is a douchebag

douchebag by bmoten63 April 25, 2010

douchebag

a complete retard who cracks jokes that nobody thinks are funny.
see jake

"what a douchebag"
"yeah, what a jake"

douchebag by BugabooNZ May 26, 2008

Douchebag

A stupid fucking jackass who feels the need to fuck with people who are not their friends.

Did you hear?? Those douchebags Jesse, Nick and Caleb got their asses kicked when they fucked with the wrong guy.

Douchebag by TangerineSky45 October 15, 2009

douchebag

A common species of Human. They have a Low IQ, no understanding of what is going on around them and attempts to act cool in front of everyone. constantly making shitty jokes and disrespecting everyone around them that is not also a douchebag. they are also known for having over 500+ friends on Facebook because they crave all the attention they can get. they have some insecurities which causes them to act this way but in any case, they must be avoided at all times.

He got into trouble again for saying sexual things trying to be funny in class. what a fucking douchebag. thinks way too high of himself.

douchebag by Hyper2500 March 14, 2016