A hypothetical douchebag's Urban Dictionary Submission on "marijuana." Notice that only the first sentence is a definition:
Marijuana is a plant that lots of people smoke to get high. A lot of people think that marijuana is a harmless drug but that is not true. There have been many studies done on marijuana and it toally fries your brain. I heard this one kid jammed a fork in his eye because he was so "high" on the "dope chronics." I seen this thing on the TV that says that one smoking of marijuana makes you high for two months. Also my sister smokes marijuana and it made her totally stupid cause she is a tard. Don't smoke marijuana!!!
Marijuana is a plant that lots of people smoke to get high. A lot of people think that marijuana is a harmless drug but that is not true. There have been many studies done on marijuana and it toally fries your brain. I heard this one kid jammed a fork in his eye because he was so "high" on the "dope chronics." I seen this thing on the TV that says that one smoking of marijuana makes you high for two months. Also my sister smokes marijuana and it made her totally stupid cause she is a tard. Don't smoke marijuana!!!
by TobyTheRobot September 10, 2006
Get the Douchebagmug. by Young A.V February 7, 2010
Get the Douchebagmug. Someone who believes that they are superior to the other people in the room. They have passed all levels of jerk to asshole. They are now just a douchebag. Most often associated with males but can rarely be associated with a female.
by Whisky Tango Foxtrot ;) June 29, 2016
Get the Douchebagmug. A person with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions without malicious intent.
by canucklehead67 January 17, 2010
Get the douchebagmug. A person that is always doing one of three things (Sometimes more then one at once). First, drinking stories (this usually includes how much alcohol was consumed as well as what was done during and after consumption of said alcohol, usually these stories are incredibly over-exaggerated and not welcomed by the intended audience). Second, the douchebag, in his native habitat, is wearing Tapout, Affliction, or Ed Hardy "Gear". These stylistic choices are usually accompanied by spiked hair, fist pumping, and Jager-Bombs (and for a short period "Four Loco"). Third, the douchebag only refers to the female gender as: Bitch, slut, whore, grenade, and/or land-mine.
Douchebag #1 - Lets spike up our respective hair do's, throw on our Ed Hardy Gear, and do some Jager-bombs!!!
Douchebag #2 - Sg, but you gotta take tha' grenade chick that hangs out with that slut i've been trying to bang all weekend, I called dibs
Douchebag #1 - K, but your buyin the Jag-Bombs...
Onlooking Bro #1 - Bro, those guys are douchebags
Onlooking Bro #2 - Thats Chill
Douchebag #2 - Sg, but you gotta take tha' grenade chick that hangs out with that slut i've been trying to bang all weekend, I called dibs
Douchebag #1 - K, but your buyin the Jag-Bombs...
Onlooking Bro #1 - Bro, those guys are douchebags
Onlooking Bro #2 - Thats Chill
by nattybrochill420 December 20, 2010
Get the Douchebagmug. John Edwards is a douchebag
South Park:
John Edwards: But I'm a psychic.
Stan: No dude, your a douche.
John Edwards: I'm not a douche. What if I really believe dead people talk to me?
Stan: Then you're a stupid douche.
South Park:
John Edwards: But I'm a psychic.
Stan: No dude, your a douche.
John Edwards: I'm not a douche. What if I really believe dead people talk to me?
Stan: Then you're a stupid douche.
by LivvyGrl December 23, 2011
Get the douchebagmug. by vyexcel September 15, 2009
Get the Douchebagmug.