Dyslexified

When a person mixes up the words in a sentence hardcore.

"How dyslexified is that sentence?"

Original sentence: "Entering Data at the station with David"

Dyslexified sentence: Entering David at the Data with Station"

by Leah October 6, 2004

dislexic

The way people with dyslexia spell "dyslexic"

"I kant spel im dislexic"

by GarnetOakley January 8, 2008

physical dyslexia

A complete un-co at either sports or dancing.

Kate: Do u wanna dance?
Timmy: Sorry i have physical dyslexia.

by Nikki89 August 20, 2006

sexually dyslexic

def.a. a person who is confused with or by his/her sexual orientation. b. a person who claims to be straight, bi, gay, lesbian, etc. but by ways, means, or actions acts differently at times or all the time. c. a person who acts against stated sexual orientation in certain situations, or around certain people.

Ex A:
person a: "Shorty sure does act different around his parents!"
person b: "Oh, don't worry, he's gay, he is just acting sexually dyslexic around mom and dad, he hasn't come out to them!"
person a "Oooh! Sucks to be him! LOL!"

Ex. B:
fag hag a: "Watch out tonite, Shorty is being cuntfused!"
Fag hag B: " Oh great, another night of sexual dyslexia!"

by Krukedkukie May 4, 2008

dyslexican

A rare breed from the Mexicanus Dyslexctious family. A being of Mexican nationality that has a difficult time writing/ speaking english with slight similarities to dyslexcia.

Hector cannot tell his ass from his elbow, I think he's a dyslexican and needs Rosetta Stone.

by Beastn9 December 15, 2008

dyslexic anorexic

In the way a dyslexic reads things backwards and an anorexic is someone who is skinny and thinks they're fat, a dyslexic anorexic is someone who is fat and thinks they are skinny.

Can you believe she was wearing that midriff shirt?
Yea, she's a dyslexic anorexic.

by wordplaysmith March 4, 2010

dislenny

The most sweetest kindest person you will ever me she will be a bad ass when she wants to.She will have boys wanting her Everyday all day just don’t want to admit it.Her race is most likely to be Hispanic more specific Dominican

Dislenny is a very pretty name

by Jujshhdhd March 19, 2018