Delfie

d-ELFIE….really? it’s a DICK selfie…dickpick sent (usually unwarranted )by a douche with filters over bumps &lumps &enlargin stuff…don’t respond these types of boys have many DELPHIES (alternative spelling) probably a hidden file to send out to multiple women at once to see if anyone can help palmela cuz that bitch don’t even wanna touch it anymore and that bitch his main squeeze…WRINKLE DINKS the dumb ass jackin off to nothing sending a delph.

Text between funny bitches getting back at delfies that were scary and hard to see …names changed to protect the pussypics, strike that illicit knuckle wrinkles on the hands involved…more common then you think…it’s fooled delfie senders aka WRINKLE DINKS materbating to cracks of fingers and knees everywhere! Ladies are even sending insides of ear cartilage…men are stupid and pervs…

vgtl broad 1 (BETCH for sending that tiny ass filtered 💩:

girl, did u see the delfie he sent me?!?!?🤢🤏🏽 if I had to see it, u did too.

VgtL brilliant (and blinded) broad:

Lol it’s so photoshopped. Ok send him inside part of you knuckle wrinkle and I’ll try one too..should I try the back of my knee too incase it’s more vajay like???😂😂😂

betch broad:
Omg this is so fuckin funny he’s dot dot dotting

Vgtl brilliant idea bitch :

Me too…he said send another one…he never seen a Hoo HaH?!?!😂 he probably closes his eyes

Eeew gross I can’t do this anymore…are u almost here we got like an hr to go to bar?

by vgtl urban legendz have it July 20, 2022

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Dilfify

The verb/act of making someone a DILF. Typically this means an attractive man must help create a child (be a Dad/Father) and then begin dating men or women.

Oooffff.. He is so fine.. I'd just love to dilfify him though...

I think he'd be more attractive if we dilfified him.

To dilfify is to undergo the act of dilfication.

by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023

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