The foreign exchange student from Russia always bought potatoes to make dictaters until she started dating.
by Myownworstenemy May 15, 2016
Get the Dictatermug. Nickname given to Joh Bjelkie-Peterson, who was probably the most corrupt Premier of the Australian State of Queensland in its history.
Think Boss Hogg, but without his charm
Think Boss Hogg, but without his charm
by RTM 1963 October 24, 2025
Get the Hillbilly Dictatormug. Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).
Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you
Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you
Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
by Mistress Piglet July 11, 2020
Get the Madam Dictatormug. People, mostly company employers, that block/dictate pointless stuff on your computer (such as software updates) just for the sake of blocking that makes work computers almost unusable. Examples are blocking Task Manager or the dinosaur game when you're offline on a web browser.
I am really tired of the e-dictators in charge of my work. They force software updates and block manual updates.
by Ondrashek06 September 1, 2020
Get the e-dictatormug. Me?
Hym "A dictator? Not yet. I mean, if have to take over the world to get the credit I deserve I'm not really going to have a choice, am I?"
by Hym Iam February 21, 2025
Get the Dictatormug. A person of brutal authoritarianism that is known for ruling with a hardcore iron fist, like Kim Jung Un with North Korea or DPRK.
by _darktimes80_ May 13, 2025
Get the dictatormug. A ruthless ruler who seeks the finest literary practices with the use of a holy relic called "The Dictionary".
by Bearly Making It Mercer. Inc October 15, 2022
Get the Dictionary Dictatormug.