Al Dante

Al Dante; adj. The state of perfection to which one is cooked alive when in the deepest pit of hell. Ie: extremely angry; livid. A play on the culinary term "al dente" (cooked to perfection) and named for Italian writer Dante and his famous epic set in hell, The Inferno.

Guy 1: Man, Roger just went into a total meltdown when John ran off with his wife after torching his house and car.

Guy 2: Yup, I'd say he was pretty Al Dante.

by oneply November 1, 2009

Little Dante

Slang word used to describe a man with an abnormally large penis.

That horse is a good example of Little Dante-ism

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

dante pagani

a stupid yellow tooth man that looks disgusting and is a bitch and is a fool that has no friends

a dante pagani is a horrible frien

stop being stupid dante pagani

by sarah billover May 8, 2019

pulled a dante

When you meet a girl for the first or second time and fuck the shit out of her without a condom.

did you hear about what cam did to that girl he met at a party? he pulled a dante

by goldengod32 December 10, 2017

Dante rizz

A special type of rizz used my people named Dante. Its usually very smooth and he is likely to get the girl.

Look at him talking to that girl ,he got that that Dante rizz

by the eraser October 16, 2022

Dante Moment

Its just being gay.

Dante: *exists*
Everyone: Yup it checks out, a Dante Moment

by Redos005 November 7, 2020

The dirty Dante

The moment when a guy collects semen and rubs it on a piece of toast, waits for it to get crusty, then serves it to his wife. After she’s done he smacks her in the face with a fish.

Come here and do the dirty dante

by Bad horneytoad June 1, 2019