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Hail Damage

When a decent looking woman has a shocking amount of excessive cellulite or pock marks on her upper thighs or lower buttocks.
Clarence: Dude, I was about to nail karen last night in my pick-up truck for the first time when I noticed all the hail damage on her ass. It was worse than my Uncle's Volkswagon, and he lives in Colorado too.

Jeb: That's gross man, what did you do?

Clarence: I turned off the cabin light and continued. I'm serious though, it looked like a kettle Corn sleeve full of cottage cheese
by SparkyZee October 27, 2009
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damage control

an attempt to reduce damage caused by a previous failure, when fixing such a failure is either temporarily or permanently impossible, or undesirable due to risk
Ex 1:

Bill: I lost 50 grand...I'm definitely gonna win them back next game. I feel good about this, man.

Dave: Nah, you should be on damage control. Consider your 50 grand a sunk cost.

Ex 2:

James: I can't believe I missed that event...there's not a fuck I can do now.

Steve: You'll have to work extra hard to play catch up. You're on damage control now.
by 9001 July 19, 2015
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Emotional Damage

Emotional Damage is a word by Steven He.It means a highly unpleasant emotional reaction as distress or humiliation or anger, which result from another action or behavior.
A:Ur as useless and the ueue in queue.
B:EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
by emotionaldamage1234 March 7, 2022
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quad damage

An artifact which makes any attacks which you make in any form render four times the damage to the victim. Has a great sound effect.
When I had quad damage and I punched my friend in the nose, his whole head exploded :(
by Dr Ian April 13, 2006
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damage communist

Someone in a video game who instead of focusing one person, dishes out their damage to a group of people.
STOP FOCUSING THE MINIONS AND HIT THE BOSS YOU DAMAGE COMMUNIST!
by albertobalsalm June 11, 2017
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rim damage

The result of unexpected intrusion of the rim region (anus)
Hi Bob how come your walking funny?

Last night whilst sleeping I experienced an unexpected anal intrusion causing serious rim damage
by SnakePit June 20, 2016
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no long term damage

"No long term damage" is a catchphrase from the British Youtuber Jack Massey Welsh also known as JackSucksAtLife or JackSucksAtMC
The phrase is used specifically in his videos that take place on his server Play.Skycade.Net when the server is about to reset.
Basically when the server is about to reset nothing matters so he can do whatever he wants.
*SETS OFF 1000000000 TNT AT SPAWN* No LonG TErM DaMagE
*Gives players creative mode* No LoNg TerM DaMaGe
*Drops 100 crate keys at spawn* No long term damage!
*/stop* SERVER EXPLODES
by EditorKaiIsABrush October 22, 2019
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