DAMNESNIA

A COMBINATION OF THE WORD AMNESIA AND DEMENTIA. A STATE OF MIND IN WHICH A PERSON SUFFERS SYMPTOMS OF BOTH AMNESIA, SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS, LIKELY ADHD TOO, SO SEVERELY, IT MEETS THE CRITERIA FOR DEMENTIA.

LAURIN: "REMEMBER LAST EASTER WHEN WE HID ALL THOSE EASTER EGGS FOR THE KIDS AT CHURCH?"

SARA: "HUH? NO. I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION..NOT RINGING THE SLIGHTEST BELL. HELL, I COULD HIDE MY OWN EASTER EGGS THANKS TO MY DAMNESNIA."

by JAMAAL February 18, 2013

daned

When a user on a web forum points out to a new poster that the subject they're posting about was already discussed recently.

John1 posts topic from TMZ. Mary2 comes along posts same topic. Tyler1 posts to Mary2 with link to John1's post saying "you got Daned!"

by MastaP939 July 16, 2009

Dawned

When you are drunk and you come home and drink a bottle of dawn thinking it is nyquil

That guy is such an idiot, he's dawned twice this week

by Thatrealguy123 April 8, 2010

Daned

To be sad or unhappy; especially when experiencing a drug comedown.

I shouldn't have eaten so many caps last weekend, now i'm feeling super daned.

by DWaller January 8, 2020

damnesia

when a good looking girl walks by you forget everything which is a severe case of damnesia

my buddy stopped mid sentence from a case of damnesia when the hottest girl in school walked by

by Tyler Call March 30, 2007

damndable

Donegal specific word to describe something that is very bad.

Variation of damn

The weather is horrible outside = jeesus sure wouldn't ye look outside, sure itsn't it damndable out

Martha had sex with Peter while being engaged to Paul =
jaysis thats wan damndable huar of a woman

by Stefan the Invincible April 28, 2005

Daned

When you are screwed over really badly.

When the referee called a bad call in the 4th, "Dang we got daned so hard."

by Black Dick Panther December 7, 2018