chronchitis

Chronchitis is bronchitis you get after smoking marijuana nonstop for a long ass time, like when youre stoned all week then you got chronchitis. Symptoms include excessive nasty sounding coughs, and haziness. Cure: lay off the bud for a few days.

God damn dude we shouldn't half smoked that whole lid at once, I think i got chronchitis.

by ffhk1 May 29, 2004

Undead Chronic XIV

Undead Chronic XIV, leader of the Warband. A green-skinned gentleman that espouses physical fitness, inner-strength, and generates a very based energy. As one of the many YouTube channels to be taken down - now on his 14th channel - he continues to inspire young men and women to better themselves, although his philosophy is more attractive to men. The nightmare of feminists and soyboys. The kush-smoking, anti-feminist roaster. "No Hymen, No diamond". His Warband comprises of ten of thousands of people all over the world, although his public members include: Sir Yeetus, Reishi, Manic the Manic Mechanic, Ribby the Party Frog, and Riker the Biker. The wise gentleman, Hammerhand, is also a known friend of the group, although he is a MGTOW Monk.

GUY A: My girlfirend dumped me for Chad.
GUY B: Bro, don't worry about it. Check out "Undead Chronic XIV".
GUY A: My friends said he hated women.
GUY A: HAHAHAHA. Dude, the guy saved my life.

by afrosaxonixv February 18, 2022

chronic bitch dependency

An affliction making one dependent upon a woman who he is dating or married to. Symtoms include: inability to stand up for yourself, giving into to all her "bitching", crawling back to her after every argument, taking blame/apologizing even when you are not at fault.

A man is talking to his girlfriend on the phone.
She suspects he is not paying attention to her and is no longer willing to talk to him and hangs up.
The boyfriend, confused, insistently calls her back leaving apologetic messages on her machine as-well-as sends her gifts, fearing that if he doesn't she will leave him.

This man suffers from chronic bitch dependency.

by Samir Qureshi November 2, 2007

Jory Caron

The host on youtube show 'Is it a good idea to microwave this? ' who is really funny and has a brilliant accent.

microwave blows up

Jory Caron : I would say this is a bad idea.

by Lydders June 30, 2009

chronarrhea

Diarrhea caused by the excessive amount off fast food eaten while blazed of chronic.

"Dude I woke up this morning with chronarrhea from last night!"

by A Dogg South August 13, 2006

bubonic chronic

1. weed that gets you straight FUCKED UP

2. Very potent marijuana

Yo Collins used to sell that fuckin bubonic chronic, damn shame the po blew up his spot.

by ABJ March 20, 2005

chronic bitch dependency

Addiction to a female that has dissed or left you for somebody more important. Consiquently you mope around thinking about her although she was a bitch to you. It can mess with your freinds, your health, and scary enough, your money.

Did you know that scientist believe that some people are actually born with the genetic pre-disposition to chronic bitch dependency tom?

by Jamal Cov October 30, 2007