Clerks

A very funny movie that had a very funny television cartoon based on it that unfortunately got cancelled.

GO buy the Clerks movie and the TV show DVD collection, both rock.

by Murdoc June 9, 2004

celeripedean

It's a very old word that means swift-footed.

The celeripedean man jumped over the lazy dog.

by twinkletoes1214 November 3, 2010

clerf

An utterly odd display of character or personality.

That was a real clerf move by Sara.

by Ralfenator November 26, 2013

Celeron

The Intel CPU my shitty school laptops use. Celeron is trash. It's only ok for the most basic of sh*t.

Don't buy Celeron. It's bad. If you still want an Intel CPU, at least get an i3. That's MUCH better.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022

electric celery

the smell of a new pack of CDs, or DVDs

I opened a new pack of CDs last night totally got a whiff of that electric celery

by moonbear131 March 26, 2022

Chlerpes

A mix between Chlamydia and Herpes. Someone has Chlerpes when they have both Chlamydia and Herpes, it is not an actual disease.

I hope I don't get chlerpes from that chick I screwed last night.

by SygnusX1 July 16, 2008

Spam celery

A term used to describe a vegetarian meal that secretly contains traces of meat. The vegetarian has no idea that he/she has totally gone against the rules of vegetarianism.

Man: Oh my god you so just ate some spam celery, not feeling so vegetarian now are you!

Vegetarian: *cries and hides from all humanity*

by david dring April 24, 2006