by Mr jeeper900 March 24, 2023
by Angry service worker January 06, 2018
Customer Splaining: The customer, customer splained how to do my own job.
For example, a customer telling you how to make a latte, when you’ve been a barista for 5 years.
For example, a customer telling you how to make a latte, when you’ve been a barista for 5 years.
by Local barista August 08, 2023
Rhythm game term that describe a chart that has original music specially made for it. Popular examples include ExileLord's Soulless series (Guitar Hero/Clone Hero), Renard's Dash Hopes series (Mungyodance) and DDR ALL STARS' Dance Dance Revolution (Dance Dance Revolution), along with many others.
by FyterX July 19, 2020
Throwing all reasoning out the window and being the stupidest fucking moron you can humanly be.
It operates under three basic principles:
1. Complete lack of accountability (even actively refusing to take any)
2. Complete lack of empathy (i.e. sociopathic behavior)
3. Unwarranted self importance (i.e. severe narcissism)
It operates under three basic principles:
1. Complete lack of accountability (even actively refusing to take any)
2. Complete lack of empathy (i.e. sociopathic behavior)
3. Unwarranted self importance (i.e. severe narcissism)
Formal logic:
Premise 1: person parks on No Parking area.
Premise 2: person gets a parking ticket.
Conclusion: if you park on No Parkin areas, you get a parking ticket.
Customer logic:
Premise 1: person parks on No Parking area.
Premise 2: person gets a parking ticket.
Conclusion: OMG IT WAS JUST A FUCKING MINUTE I WILL GO TO THE NEAREST STARBUCKS TO DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THEIR MANAGER AND ASK FOR FREE LATTES FOR LIFE BECAUSE THEY SHOULD'VE TOTALLY WARNED ME ABOUT IT AND WILL SUE EVERYONE BECAUSE MY PARKING TICKET IS EVERYBODY ELSE'S FAULT.
Premise 1: person parks on No Parking area.
Premise 2: person gets a parking ticket.
Conclusion: if you park on No Parkin areas, you get a parking ticket.
Customer logic:
Premise 1: person parks on No Parking area.
Premise 2: person gets a parking ticket.
Conclusion: OMG IT WAS JUST A FUCKING MINUTE I WILL GO TO THE NEAREST STARBUCKS TO DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THEIR MANAGER AND ASK FOR FREE LATTES FOR LIFE BECAUSE THEY SHOULD'VE TOTALLY WARNED ME ABOUT IT AND WILL SUE EVERYONE BECAUSE MY PARKING TICKET IS EVERYBODY ELSE'S FAULT.
by MrDanteSesma December 17, 2019
In the U.S.A., a person seeking non-emergency medical service must first provide proof of insurance and pay money before being examined by medical personnel.
Customer-patient: Help, I've chainsawed my fingers off!
Register Operator/Triage Representative: That'll be 50 bucks.
Register Operator/Triage Representative: That'll be 50 bucks.
by Jojo Kimberly July 19, 2017
A term used by entitled people as a justification of their shitty behaviour in a commercial premises they patronise.
Karen: You better show some respect towards paying customers!
Manager: (shows security footage of Karen acting like a Karen)
Karen: Oh shit my cover is blown.
Manager: (shows security footage of Karen acting like a Karen)
Karen: Oh shit my cover is blown.
by AwkwrdPrtMskrt May 26, 2020