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Currency Spunk

To spend your money on anything sexual
We went to Amsterdam and i spunked all of my currency the first night we got there

Theres so many prostitutes, lets just "Currency Spunk"
by OnOneAgain September 1, 2009
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Currency Drain

An individual in a relationship who sits on their wallet at all times. This individual is usually a female who is an 8.5 or better, believes that looks will carry them through life, whilst being a lemon in bed. Currency Drains are typically not vets in the sack which begs the question, why the fuck do I pay so much?

See Gold Digger
I went out last night with this babe, she was a brutal pump and a huge currency drain.
by kingtugernuts March 9, 2011
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When water has current.
Guy 1: *Drowns in water*
Guy 2: I told him it was currentious there!
Guy 3: Yep.
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criend

your crush's bestfriend
your bestfiend: wow. isnt your criend so cute
you: WHAT NO! thats the whole point of a criend i cant think hes cute thats messed up.
by Kawaii-Chan42 May 3, 2018
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currency

A jargony corporate buzzword used by the company Comscore to promote the idea that their data is worth purchasing. Invented by B.J. Wiener, the term is meaningless- one might say that inflation has ruined its value by being used too much.

It was supposed to mean that Comscore was the measuring stick for all marketing metrics- not a terrible idea, until the he disagreed with the Board of Directors and quit. Now nobody knows what currency means. It was a decent idea and even seemed to be working! Oh well, now the stock is falling because... currency?
"We’re going to start with currency products, but we’re going to move on to planning products.”- Bryan Wiener, 2018 at
by redefining_the_wheel May 9, 2019
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Currency Shots

The art of forcing yourself to throw up before you fall asleep in order to avoid a bomb ass hangover. Mostly used when laying down and feeling like you’re inside a washing machine.
I would be totally hungover or maybe even still drunk if I hadn’t taken currency shots last night.
by alcoholic proffesor July 8, 2021
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curren

Curren is a tall lanky bro and can sink phat asf cones, known as mountains. You'll never catch him without a hat and you don't want to catch his hands. A Curren feens without Maryjane and has phatty withdrawls. A Curren also loves loud asf music, known as trap music and girls who dress like hoodrats. Currens are also the best little brothers who supply the bag, ALWAYS. sells everything as possible. Curren will only answer to "Chur bro" or not at all.
"Chur youre a G, Curren"
by chonkadonk January 5, 2023
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