Cumpickle

Noun- a douche bag that masturbates so frequently he constantly wreaks of ejaculate.

adj.- jackass, douche bag, COMPLETE ASSHOLE.

ex girlfriend's bff- "girl your ex is such a fuckin cumpickle!"

by fuckyou,s.gio June 1, 2011

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cumfucked

thoroughly confused; cannot comprehend the situation at hand; incomprehensible; taken by surprise

Donald Trump is seen with an old fugly lady, everyone is cumfucked.

by The CobbMaster May 16, 2015

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A cumsicle can be defined in many different ways. For example, fuckboy, dick chode, fuck ass, and cumtart supreme. A cumsicle is basically a (usually heterosexual) male who lives on being a giant fucking prick.

How to spot a cumsicle:
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Can't draw dicks for shit
Lil dick mf
Acts like he's better than everyone
Has a cracked iPhone

Wears nothing buy Nike

Person 1: You little fucking cumsicle!
Person 2: lmao you know you love me though babe

by hellafucked November 22, 2016

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Cumsicle Sandwich

A sexual dessert. A woman cums into an ice tray and freezes the cubes. Then she excretes and flattens the dung into patties. She then freezes those. When frozen, she is to take the cubes and put them bewteen the two dung patties and this makes a cumsicle sandwich.

I told her to get in the kitchen and make me a damn snamich, but instead she made me a Cumsicle Sandwich. It tasted like crap.

by TBuck May 19, 2008

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