Alex liked this girl named Alyssa one day they went out together and got super drunk. So Jake brought her back to his house and they started to kiss and then that had sex 6 times and he cummed in her pussy
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by james23485 March 14, 2004
Guy #1: Why don't more women swallow cum?
Guy #2: I...I don't know! It only lasts a few seconds for them. We men have to endure eating women out for much longer, and they ain't always fresh and dandy down there!
Guy #1: You think too much.
Woman: What are you guys talking about?
Guy #1: Nothing, ma'am. Here are your french fries.
Guy #2: I...I don't know! It only lasts a few seconds for them. We men have to endure eating women out for much longer, and they ain't always fresh and dandy down there!
Guy #1: You think too much.
Woman: What are you guys talking about?
Guy #1: Nothing, ma'am. Here are your french fries.
by corcan June 15, 2006
to blast sum cum, lanch your children,lose your load,the penis volcano,the pulse of no return,the point of no return,to paint the bowl,to bob untill you throb,the anorexic cock an orgasm followed by a blast of white gold from your drill
by I es god n00bs February 09, 2008
Cum, a slang word for sperm, is the clear liquid that men squirt after they reach the peak of pleasure. It contains babies. It can destroy lives if not carefully used.
by Kool aid April 06, 2005