by Tyler Foster March 15, 2008
A girl who will blow anyone with a dick. Usually likes hanging around with the truck community. Likes to deep throat anything from big to small. Only swallows big loads.
by Asdhjl July 16, 2019
Noun - A person who is filled with cum regularly and likes to wear slutty clothes. Also their physical shape is of a Muffin.
Could also refer to someone that you just think is an asshole, and needs to fuck off. Can refer to both guys and girls.
Could also refer to someone that you just think is an asshole, and needs to fuck off. Can refer to both guys and girls.
Guy 1 - hey what page are we on?
Guy 2 - I dont fucking know, find out yourself you cum guzzling slut muffin.
Girl 1 - hey I like your shirt :)
Girl 2 - yeah, it's better than yours you skank ass cum guzzling slut muffin bitch.
Guy 2 - I dont fucking know, find out yourself you cum guzzling slut muffin.
Girl 1 - hey I like your shirt :)
Girl 2 - yeah, it's better than yours you skank ass cum guzzling slut muffin bitch.
by TheSonOfYourMother69 January 15, 2010
1.An lnsult used to descibe a slutty person and who often give oral sex to men and swallows.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.
Example 1~
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!
by Purple Butt Darts & Monkees August 26, 2009
The person at you job that is totally useless. No matter what he or she does it accomplishes nothing. The pinnacle of uselessness, not specifically laziness, because very motivated or hard working people can be useless. Guzzling cum behind a dumpster will give their life more meaning.
by GeoMunkee March 30, 2011
A narly snarly skunk smelling skunt/cum fueled/quieff smelling/greasy/repulsive/cum dumpster/disease ridden/2bit prick son of a bitch.
"Kachina is a fucking cum guzzling thunder cunt. i would kill her in her sleep"
"Mallory"now this bitch is the biggest cum guzzling thunder cunt i have ever meet she can die in a hole"
"Have you seen the new school slut? Oh yeah Derick that cum guzzling thunder cunt, I'm gonna scalp that mother fucker!"
"Mallory"now this bitch is the biggest cum guzzling thunder cunt i have ever meet she can die in a hole"
"Have you seen the new school slut? Oh yeah Derick that cum guzzling thunder cunt, I'm gonna scalp that mother fucker!"
by cumguzzlingthundercunt666 October 3, 2013
by Jd_izagod February 12, 2016