K-Cuffed

To be excessively wasted/fucked, be it on alcohol or various other cocktails of drugs.

Tom: Hey man did you see Andy last night at that party?
Ben: Yeah dude that motherfucker was K-cuffed!

by Ben Clarke December 30, 2007

caffer

A word commonly heard in portage that was brought over by a south african millionaire that doesn't work and married a doctor. Mostly used as an insult and in south africa is worse then calling somebody a nigger basically.

Mike " Hey Jamie you caffer bitch, bring me some water !!! "

by 13 Times July 16, 2008

Cuffe

I fat blob like object that think it can speak spanish but can't.
To stay alive it eats the souls of little kittens.
Doesnt no how to teach suck balls dies die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die but it wnt

Hoze:I hate the Cuffe object in my class
Retarted Emo Child: KILL IT

by Gooingz February 15, 2009

coffer

a common typo for coffee

<kestrel> I don't really like coffer, I'm actually a pansy

by mobile December 9, 2008

Cuffed

When a young suburban (usually white) girl goes into the big city looking for drugs. (usually because her habit is blossoming or her normal hookup is busted/retired. Young black street dealers offer incredable deals to these young women and befriend them or introduce them to a specialist. In short order they are getting free drugs and in love. From there it's the oldest story ever told.

-as observed by Professor Greg Scott in his observations of Heroin culture and prostitution relationships between urban and suburban zones.

This bitch came by my corner looking to score, she was like "in need" y'know? You watch bro, I'm gonna have this bitch cuffed befo she knows whats what. Bitch be sucking dick for dimebags by this time next week. Gonna cuff her to my man over there, he gives me nice kickback for every white cunt he turns out from me. And you know I gotta make dat bank.

by Batfishy May 6, 2011

Chuffer

A human person who is unusually fat or overweight.

Awwww, mate - some chuffer just crushed my car by trying to slide over the bonnet!

by Been The Unseen July 3, 2004

Cuffed

Typically used by a foreign person who tries to pass It off as slang in their country in an attempt to be cool.

She told me she was cuffed, but I've traveled so I know she was full of it.

by The realist o g May 13, 2016