Queso Crunchwrap

The most delicious thing to ever grace my pallet. Taco Bell should make this a permanent fixture on their menu. I have an orgasm every time I eat one.

*Bites Queso Crunchwrap*
Friend: Dude, why are your pants wet?

by Jean78439 August 19, 2008

crunchy lez

A noun describing a particular type of lesbian who eats and/or feels like granola. They enjoy hiking with a trusty Trail Mix bar and long walks through the supermarket in search of granola. Not to be confused with a country lez (a red neck, flannel wearing, more butch lez)

I was shopping for vegan ice cream at Trader Joe's yesterday and spotted a crunchy lez deep in the granola aisle.

Miranda from Lizzy McGuire (aka Lezzy McGuire) is such a crunchy lez.

by Lezzylover122134 September 13, 2010

rainbow nut crunch

the act of getting a blowjob while making a peanut butter sandwich

Well i got home from raisins the gay hooters and i was craving a peanut butter ad jelly sandwich. Well i maid henrietta was having a very fine looking onsomble on. She came up and honeslty i had the biggest and most crooked backboard of a boner ever and i just couldnt wait to get to the den and she just gave me a rainbow nut crunch.............

by penis monser July 3, 2010

Crunchyroll and Cuddle

To hang out with another to watch anime using Crunchyroll with the purpose of having sex. The weeaboo equivalent of "netflix and chill".

M: Hey you want to come over to my house so we can catch the latest episode of Naruto?

F: Crunchyroll and cuddle?
M: Dattebayo!

by risarisa November 25, 2015

Crunchyroll and Chips

The weeaboo way of saying...

Netflix and Chill

Kirito: HEY ASSUNA WANNA WATCH CRUNCHYROLL AND EAT CHIPS?????
ASSUNA: SURE LETS BANG HARD!!!

Crunchyroll and Chips would be like, hey, wanna bang?

by FedoraNeckbeard April 4, 2016

Cruce lips

Crucified lips for people who don’t know how to apply chapstick. Dad must also make boards for living

Cole has some cruce lips

by Dave fowler December 16, 2019

Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020