pink crowbar

Johnson, cock, dick, you get the idea.

I want to part her peddles of paradise with my pink crowbar.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

Bum Crawler

Adjective; Someone who crouches behind a player and follows them around, usually using them as cover and/or to cause great annoyance.

Particularly prevalent on online FPS games, such as Call of Duty.

The verb is 'to bum crawl'.

Player #1: "Dude, look at that n00b behind you, he's been following you all game."

Player #2: "Yeah, he's such a bum crawler!"

by th3presscorpse November 20, 2011

Goblin crawler

A long green insectoid creature with dozens of legs. Lives in caves in a constant search for precious gold. Potentially hostile torwards humans and other animals. During evolutionary processes, goblin crawlers have developed a disqusting hunting mechanism. They emit an unknown deadly green substance. The mankind has named this substance "goblin glob". No human has ever lived after experiencing the goblin glob, thus information about it is scarce.

Exploration of caves inhabited by goblin crawlers is strictly forbidden by the law. Goblin crawlers must be quarantined from mankind at all costs. Spreading a goblin glob is considered a serious environmental crime. The punishment is heavy, and the violators usually need to pay with their life.

The cave excavation site has been discontinued after the incident involving goblin crawlers. fuck you goblin crawlers.

by Emelk March 8, 2022

crosling manoeuvre

The 'Crosling Manoeuvre' is when one sits quietly on a toilet, pretending to be part of the toilet apparatus, hoping an unsuspecting person in need will drop their pants and sit right on top.

I can't believe it! Igor performed the Crosling Manoeuvre successfully on me again. Surely I won't fall for it next time.

by prageeth November 13, 2017

Food crawl

Visiting multiple restaurants in an evening to obtain one complete and proper meal. This may be done as a dine-in or take-out experience. It is most often a practice where restaurants have one tasty item, and everything else on the menu ranged from only moderatly good to shit.

Well if you can't decide where to eat, quit wasting my time and let's do a food crawl.

by Walla_B September 4, 2014

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005

you felt ___ crawling down your back

A line of flavor text when fighting Sans that might pop up, the protagonist is described as 'feeling their sins crawling down their back'.

Other words can be transplanted into it.
Undertale

You felt your sins crawling down your back (Original)
You felt a girl crawling down your back
you felt ___ crawling down your back

by Shalax August 24, 2016