A “stale cracker” by analogy to the salad topping. Similar in usage to “ok boomer” but more contemptuous. Used to mock someone for stereotypically “old, white” behavior. Superlative is “absolute” akin to “absolute unit”.
You demanded to speak to the manager and then demanded they “go back to where they came from?” Ugh you absolute crouton.
by Jockeys41 June 21, 2025
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by SOMESWITCHUSER March 18, 2022
Get the Croutonic Plague mug.A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.
by MyztresC June 3, 2014
Get the crouton face mug.A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.
by josmont October 23, 2015
Get the Pants Crouton mug.The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.
by Joke65 October 11, 2015
Get the Pants Crouton mug.A crouton is something you put in salad and it is a type of bread that is crunchy and when you put it in salad it sometimes turn soggy so it’s not that crispy and hard and it is good sometimes but when it’s soggy it’s not that good sometimes It taste like poop and sometimes it taste like heaven because I am religious and croutons no name brand taste disgusting but real name brands are known for having delicious croutons
by Carissa_ February 9, 2020
Get the Crouton mug.A hipster on steroids - but not the cool kind. Recognizable by a) a bunch of face jewelry b) pink box died hair or c) thrifted cotton turtlenecks. The easiest way to spot a crouton however, is via their “artsy” Instagram feed.
Pinelopi: “There’s a new guy living across the hall!”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”
by it’s Danielle not Daniel April 23, 2018
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