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jeremy crouch

a man that is from asia. He has a big dick that he has to drag where ever he goes which makes it useless. Also known as crouching tiger
JEREMY GO FIND FIRE

Crouch ing Tiger

Jeremy Crouch we been here for hour
by Roberto Montoya June 24, 2008
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Crouch

To crush couch. AKA the act of sitting/laying/napping/molesting/being on a couch for an extended period of time. See also: Dave Rector
EX1: Person 1: "What are you doin Dave?"
Dave: "Nothin, just crouchin at the house, youtubin hightops nintendo."
EX2: Dave: "I can't wait to get off work so I can get home and crouch."
by csmitten February 15, 2009
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Fire crouch

Term used to describe the crouch of a redhead chick. The curtains match the carpet
"Omg look at that fire crouch, I would get lost for days in that busch"
by Masson December 3, 2004
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a term given to a young lady or a girlfriend whom you must "crouch" down to kiss and who provokes the "hidden dragon" upon kissing you.
Dawg, you see shorty ova there--Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
by Von Bradley September 6, 2005
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Crouching Tiger

When a woman pegs her man in the ass, hitting his G-spot, while crouching over to simultaneously suck his dick. While this could be considered a domme act, the incentive is usually for the utmost enhancement of the man's pleasure, i.e., having his G-spot hit while getting head.
Last night I texted Kate telling her I had a stressful day at work. She said she had a special surprise for me. Well, dinner on the table and a massage was great, but once we were in bed, she really made my toes curl with this sex move she called the "crouching tiger." Best orgasm of my life. I picked out a ring at Jared's on lunch break. You can't just not wife that.
by freakylittleblonde20 June 16, 2013
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crotchy

one who is always scratching their balls for lack of anything more important to do
Ted is so crotchy I can't shake his hand.
by kgkv June 1, 2014
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crouch digger

It is when the digger enters the crouch at a 90 degree angle and is all up in ur business
Brittney throws a CROC at jerica and she calls her a crouch digger.
by JBrockets June 2, 2008
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