Crosby

A funny adult man who believes that happy people are stupid and let's everyone in the room know how smart he is.

"Don't be a Debbie Downer! That's such a Crosby thing to do. Lol
Wait, was that a joke?

by Igoriforgot. October 2, 2025

Crosby Diggers

When you finger a girl after a spicy crawfish dinner

She lit up when them Crosby diggers got inside Ol’ son

by The Medio Litro March 2, 2023

Austin Crosby

The kind of guy who would burn down your entire house when he gets bored.

"You better keep Austin Crosby entertained or you're screwed"

by Mrgiggity8292 October 26, 2017

The Mason Crosby

A euphemism for the toilet, this phrase does not need to be Mason Crosby specifically, but rather any American football kicker.

Hey where’s the Mason Crosby?
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.

Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.

by Amityville Whorer March 28, 2021

Crosby

The most wonderful thing in the world one look and it will captivate your soul he is the most fluffy dog

Crosby is a gad

by Notorious god September 9, 2018

Emilio Crosby

The ultimate simp man can’t get girls or boys if he tried, he would cuck if you dated him and asked, anal he’s into it!

Dude, you’re such an Emilio Crosby

by YusufHrafna April 25, 2020

Crosby

An act of urination

Crosby Stills and Nash - slash. Obviously.

‘I’m just nipping in here for a crosby John’

by Hexford Tratts August 2, 2022