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I'm gonna commit

Abbreviation for "I am going to commit suicide."

Alternate forms: "Makes me wanna commit" for "That makes me want to commit suicide."
A: "How is your Calculus studying going?"
B: "Poorly. F'real, I'm gonna commit."

A: "How was that new Nicolas Cage movie?"
B: "Are you serious? Made me wanna commit."
by halbritma December 14, 2010
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committed hook up

1.A relationship which is not emotionally committed, but is monogamous.
2.A weekend only boyfriend/girlfriend who hooks up with you but is not hooking up with anyone else in the time between hook ups.
I am not ready for a serious relationship, but I need to have some fun so Alex is my committed hook up.
by AbAbyyy1622 October 8, 2009
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fully committed to evil

one who is sure to perpetrate evil acts on everyone in the vicinity
my boss is fully committed to evil
by big g June 4, 2004
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Committed Relationship

The act of being in a relationship with someone and being MONOGAMOUS
I told that boy I was looking for a committed relationship not a booty call
by Lil' Mama Tee April 27, 2011
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Commit neck rope

The roblox term for Commit Suicide

Others terms for this could be:Commit Death, Big die, I hope your alivent
by Yee yeeboi June 8, 2019
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nigger advisory committee

Generic term for NAACP or any multicultural/diversity body in an institution.
yeah, that black man got a black man's scholarship from the nigger advisory committee.
by Young Love April 27, 2006
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Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee

The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:

height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.

The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"

"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."

"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."

"Flightless birds are dumb."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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