salty croissant

A croissant that is therefore salty.

I have a salty croissant

by MankeyMan2456 November 14, 2017

Croissant

Is a gender in the world, now which is great and amazing and the superior gender

I am a Croissant. So don't go saying I'm male or female.

by HankuroTheRonin September 19, 2017

Polish Croissant

When a female grazes her bodily fluids along a piece of 9-Grain Wheat Bread. She then squeezes the bread-concentrated fluids into a man's open asshole.

Yarmela gave me a solid Polish Croissant

by j-u18 August 27, 2016

Matt Croissant

Dat real ass nigga that lives in Fayetteville. He is the manliest of men. He's got a bad rep because most of you are jealous haters.

Shit B, dat Matt Croissant?

by MMC Croissant April 29, 2011

Croissant Shop

A location or establishment (usu. a club or bar) that is full of crusty women.

A: "That exclusive club we went to last night in the West Village was full of so many crusty girls."

B:"Yeah man, that place was such a croissant shop"

by rajx September 17, 2010

Croissant Fever

When your homeboy will settle at nothing until he gets a croissant.

Jack: “Yo Steve, wanna go to the park?”
Gary: “Sorry Jack, but Steve has croissant fever. He’s not going anywhere until he gets a croissant”

by SchemeCap January 10, 2018

Croissant

Croissant is an Austrian and non-French pastry made from a specific puff pastry dough, croissant dough, which contains yeast and a large proportion of butter. It is common to eat a croissant at breakfast. Nevertheless French croissants have the reputation of being the best in the world.

Every morning, I wake up early to buy a croissant and a French baguette at the French bakery. C'est si bon ! J'adore les croissants ! 🥐

by eryn_jenner January 9, 2019