crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams of tears roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating furiously after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 29, 2007

loler coaster

The Funniest roller coaster out there, that jsut so happens to be so funny that you must combine the words rollercoaster and lol to get the meaning across

dude lets ride that loler coaster

by The_JeFF October 16, 2006

Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster

A way to say that you have, are, or had to take a poop.

1. Wow guys, I really need to Saran Wrap a Roller Coaster.

2. Dude! I just Saran Wrapped the hugest Roller Coaster.

3. Help! I need some T.P. I'm Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster right now.

by Voltronn October 13, 2010

California Roller Coaster

When a female or a homosexual male sits on a dildo that's duck taped on top of a washing machine with the washing machine running on high.

I just walked in on my widow mother giving herself a california roller coaster and i vigerously masterbated to the scene of her shaking orgasm and her squirting her vaginal discharge into my load of whites.

by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009

American Beer Coaster

The new Green Day CD!

Don't listen to it,it's horrible!

Just place your beer can on it.

This goes out to all the non-idiot Americans!

by this CD is really bad September 27, 2004

YOLO-Coaster

1. The array of positive emotions experienced while one is performing acts only justifiable by the lifestyle choice described by the phrase "You Only Live Once (YOLO)".

2. A constant chain of YOLO-style acts. Normally results in legal punishment of some kind.

(After getting arrested) "Dude, we just got off the YOLO-Coaster. Damnit."

by Turtletackle June 22, 2012

coaster cop

those who keep scolding you, or even wait for you just to scold you when you don't use a coaster for your bottle or glass, esp. on the coffee table.

Geeze Taylor, your such a coaster cop.

by BlackMomba March 27, 2009