Crimedy

A mixture of crikey and crime. Used when shocked about something terrible that’s happened.

Oh crimedy the dog stole the ham!

by Bunwabs July 29, 2020

crimed

The past tense of committing an unlawful activity. Origin is the Morning Buzz.

Man, don't wear a Yankees jersey at Fenway, you'll get crimed!

by Joe78 September 8, 2007

California Works Cited

A system of citing academic writing that is inferior to that of the Chicago Works Cited system. This is based on the elemental fact that Chicago is a far superior region of the United States to california. Often used to insult poorly cited works.

Eric: "Did you read Paul's PL300 paper?"
Cory: "Yeah, I think he used California Works Cited."
Eric: "Haha! Yeah that paper is totally failing... Its terrible!"

by RM549 February 8, 2010

heck-cited

compound word of "hecka" and "excited." pretty self explanatory.

Yo, I get to go home to Portland this summer and drink a lot of local beer. I'm heck-cited for sho.

by Drizzu May 8, 2006

critdiculous

any form of inanity, stupidity, debauchery, or other unbelievable activity that occurs in a bar/pub environment, usually but not always resulting from excess consumption of alcohol. In general, the event has to be strange enough to seem surreal.

"Ben, put your pants back on. you are being critdiculous."

by zaphod750 August 14, 2009

Cited Tediously

Thoroughly providing references to an article in a monotonous and time consuming manner.

Nick Cioce, "Wikipedia isn't real."
Vince, "Sure it is, I'm learning about atomic clocks right now. This article is cited tediously."
Nick Cioce, "You're a moron. I don't understand anything you say."
Vince, "You wanna play me in Street Fighter?"

by GreenBlanka December 2, 2009

crifted

Crifted(adj.)

To be crifted, is to consume enough THC to a state where one dips in and out of consciousness and walls of glass form around ones head. Like sound proof.

Guy 1: bro what's your favorite ice cream?

Guy 2: ..
Guy 1: dude..hello?
Guy 2: what's my favorite cookie?? Uhh macadamian
Guy 1: you're a fuckin idiot I said ice cream

Guy 2: dude don't trip I'm crifted g

by ksmaroons September 21, 2016