A term used to describe post (male) masturbatory tissues that have been used to wipe up their ejaculate and then been left laying around so long the tissues have solidified.
The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)
The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)
I went into Brandons room last night and was absolutely appalled to find that he had wankers crisps littered all around his bedside.
by Ikiryo Waverider March 23, 2010
by smoore January 07, 2005
The coolest name in baseball. period. His real name is covial. Wow I would change my name too. Coolest team in baseball when the Indians had Coco and Milton Bradley. It doesn't get much better. He got the nickname from his grandmother who called him Co.
by Cleveland Indians Lvr July 14, 2006
by Termpopulator March 15, 2016
Every young child’s favorite cereal, along with trix and captain crunch. It’s amazing it’s cookies and milk. It get a 10/10
by MazDavidson August 12, 2020
Offering up a pack of crisps to a friend but he may only take one crisp without looking. What will they take? A piss poor crisp or a gigantic beast! Come and play the Crisp Lottery.
Whilst eating some crisps
Friend - "Oi oi crisp lottery"
You - "O go on then"
Friend - <shuffle> <chooses> "Ahh thats a shit crisp"
You - "You just lost the crisp lottery"
Friend - "Oi oi crisp lottery"
You - "O go on then"
Friend - <shuffle> <chooses> "Ahh thats a shit crisp"
You - "You just lost the crisp lottery"
by benny_ March 03, 2011
1950's diner terminology for a steak that is well-done or overcooked. The meat of a steak that has been 'burnt to a crisp' is typically grey-brown throughout and firm, or blackened and hard throughout. If you're in a diner or restaurant and want to order a steak that is 'burnt to a crisp', ask for it well-done or overcooked.
Waiter: Hi, I'm Buddy. What can I getcha?
Vincent Vega: Let's see, steak, steak, steak... oh yeah, the Douglas Sirk Steak - I'll have that.
Waiter: How'd you want that cooked? Burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?
Vincent Vega: Bloody as hell. And oh yeah, look at this - Vanilla Coke.
Vincent Vega: Let's see, steak, steak, steak... oh yeah, the Douglas Sirk Steak - I'll have that.
Waiter: How'd you want that cooked? Burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?
Vincent Vega: Bloody as hell. And oh yeah, look at this - Vanilla Coke.
by ijustwannanap September 18, 2016