A term used to describe post (male) masturbatory tissues that have been used to wipe up their ejaculate and then been left laying around so long the tissues have solidified.
The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)
The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)
I went into Brandons room last night and was absolutely appalled to find that he had wankers crisps littered all around his bedside.
by Ikiryo Waverider March 23, 2010
Get the Wankers Crispsmug. by smoore January 6, 2005
Get the waffle crispmug. The coolest name in baseball. period. His real name is covial. Wow I would change my name too. Coolest team in baseball when the Indians had Coco and Milton Bradley. It doesn't get much better. He got the nickname from his grandmother who called him Co.
by Cleveland Indians Lvr July 14, 2006
Get the Coco Crispmug. Every young child’s favorite cereal, along with trix and captain crunch. It’s amazing it’s cookies and milk. It get a 10/10
by MazDavidson August 12, 2020
Get the Cookie Crispsmug. Offering up a pack of crisps to a friend but he may only take one crisp without looking. What will they take? A piss poor crisp or a gigantic beast! Come and play the Crisp Lottery.
Whilst eating some crisps
Friend - "Oi oi crisp lottery"
You - "O go on then"
Friend - <shuffle> <chooses> "Ahh thats a shit crisp"
You - "You just lost the crisp lottery"
Friend - "Oi oi crisp lottery"
You - "O go on then"
Friend - <shuffle> <chooses> "Ahh thats a shit crisp"
You - "You just lost the crisp lottery"
by benny_ March 18, 2011
Get the Crisp Lotterymug. A blowjob that is performed flawlessly and leaves the recipient comatose. A girl capable of giving crisp dome will keep that status with her forever.
by Alexmcmullen May 27, 2018
Get the crisp domemug. by Termpopulator July 25, 2016
Get the golden crispmug.