A term used to describe post (male) masturbatory tissues that have been used to wipe up their ejaculate and then been left laying around so long the tissues have solidified.
The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)
The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)
I went into Brandons room last night and was absolutely appalled to find that he had wankers crisps littered all around his bedside.
by Ikiryo Waverider March 23, 2010
by smoore January 07, 2005
The coolest name in baseball. period. His real name is covial. Wow I would change my name too. Coolest team in baseball when the Indians had Coco and Milton Bradley. It doesn't get much better. He got the nickname from his grandmother who called him Co.
by Cleveland Indians Lvr July 14, 2006
Many individuals mastubating together over one porno and avoiding seeing each other by wearing a crisp box over their heads.
by Ted Haggard May 19, 2009
A blowjob that is performed flawlessly and leaves the recipient comatose. A girl capable of giving crisp dome will keep that status with her forever.
by Alexmcmullen April 17, 2018
by Termpopulator March 15, 2016
Every young child’s favorite cereal, along with trix and captain crunch. It’s amazing it’s cookies and milk. It get a 10/10
by MazDavidson August 12, 2020