Wankers Crisps

A term used to describe post (male) masturbatory tissues that have been used to wipe up their ejaculate and then been left laying around so long the tissues have solidified.

The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)

I went into Brandons room last night and was absolutely appalled to find that he had wankers crisps littered all around his bedside.

by Ikiryo Waverider March 23, 2010

waffle crisp

Really good when you're high like I am right now.

"DoOd MuNcHiEZz GiMmIe SoMe WaFfLe CrIsp!!!"

by smoore January 6, 2005

Coco Crisp

The coolest name in baseball. period. His real name is covial. Wow I would change my name too. Coolest team in baseball when the Indians had Coco and Milton Bradley. It doesn't get much better. He got the nickname from his grandmother who called him Co.

"Look at Coco Crisp make an amazing catch"

by Cleveland Indians Lvr July 14, 2006

Crisp-Boxing

Many individuals mastubating together over one porno and avoiding seeing each other by wearing a crisp box over their heads.

Dude, We've only got one DVD player, and we're outta time. It's got to be crisp-boxing tonight!

by Ted Haggard May 20, 2009

Cookie Crisps

Every young child’s favorite cereal, along with trix and captain crunch. It’s amazing it’s cookies and milk. It get a 10/10

Young child 1: I like cookie crisps
Young child 2: same
Young child 3: same
Young child 4: same

by MazDavidson August 12, 2020

Crisp Lottery

Offering up a pack of crisps to a friend but he may only take one crisp without looking. What will they take? A piss poor crisp or a gigantic beast! Come and play the Crisp Lottery.

Whilst eating some crisps

Friend - "Oi oi crisp lottery"

You - "O go on then"

Friend - <shuffle> <chooses> "Ahh thats a shit crisp"

You - "You just lost the crisp lottery"

by benny_ March 18, 2011

crisp dome

A blowjob that is performed flawlessly and leaves the recipient comatose. A girl capable of giving crisp dome will keep that status with her forever.

Andrea gave Tyler some crisp dome last summer at the lake house.

by Alexmcmullen May 27, 2018