Crapper's Delight

Defecation while listening to the Sugar Hill Gang.

After that bean burrito, I had me a little "Crapper's Delight" going on.

by Joe Fist January 13, 2009

los angeles clippers

the bengals of the NBA; they suck and are ultra cheap

The Clippers never resign free agents

by Craiggers March 29, 2004

Napper Crapper

A very useful invention. An easy chair with a built-in toilet, color TV, phone and refrigerator (full of beer of course), designed to eliminate the need to move.

Wow, thanks to my new Napper Crapper 9000, I can watch the game, guzzle beer, and never have to go to the bathroom! That lever on the side flushes the toilet!

by Chad December 17, 2003

beer crisper

the bottom drawer in a refrigerator used as the main place to store beer.

who the hell needs a whole drawer for celery and pears? my bud light seems to work better in the beer crisper.

by Stephan Martinez February 18, 2009

crapper coupons

Noun: Another name for shit tickets. Also known as toilet paper.

"Hey Alex - I gotta take a huge grogan, and we're out of crapper coupons - please go get some while I take care of business."

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005

Crapperdashery

Another way to exclaim "CRAP!"
Can also be used to describe a really crappy store.
To describe a person working at this crappy place, they'd be a crapperdasher.
Derives from "haberdashery"

"Man, have you been to that new shoe store??"
"Naw man, naw; I heard it's a real crapperdashery."

by StrangeAysha March 6, 2008

Crippreality

Crippreality is when you are asked to do something however are not willingly ready to move. You try to move and are unable to, giving you the sudden realisation of having crippreality.

Slim- "could you go and get me the bong from in the kitchen"
Me- "eugh I don't really want to move"
Slim-"please"
Me- *goes to move* "omg I can't move my legs I just can't. I think I have crippreality."

by Wouldfuckherself January 31, 2017