crimping

See Mighty Boosh episode "Crimp"

To randomly make a song ad libbing.

You can literally sing about anything as below....

The Soup crimping song in the "Mighty Boosh"

Soup Soup
Tasty Soup Soup
Spicy carrot and corriander
Chilli chowder
Crouton Crouton
Crunchy friends in a liquid broth
I am gespatchio Oh!
I am a summer soup Mmmm!
Miso Miso
Fighting in the dojo
Miso Miso
Oriental Prince in the land of soup

by chris pert January 11, 2008

Cripi

Chronic, some high quality weed with lots of hairs

Is that shit cripi or regs

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

Schrodinger's war criminal

Usually far right nationalist who depending on evidence provided responds to war crime accusations with:"never happened" or "they deserved it"

Random person: what do you thik about genocide in Armenia?
Schrodinger's war criminal: what genocide?
Random person: *shows evidence
Schrodinger's war criminal: they deserved it

by Pavle the almighty war crimina April 5, 2022

criminally insane

A mental defect or disease that makes it impossible for a person to understand the wrongfulness of his acts or, even if he understands them, to ditinguish right from wrong.

If anyone is charge with a crime and is found to be criminally insane they cannot be convicted of the crime.

The character Jack Torrance from the Shining was criminally insane.

by Penny Acton September 13, 2006

Smooth Criminal

Moonwalking after you commit your felony.

Did you see that guy take that lady's purse?! He pumped some MJ on his escape, smooth criminal.

by Pseudoman(likesodomy) December 3, 2011

criministic

When you lie about an action to protected your skills.

Marco is criministic.

by MGJoeyg17 August 29, 2021

one day a week criminal

football hooligan
from the book city psychos-shaun tordoff milo publishing 2002

I think most junior police ranks know us for what we are, perceived "one day a week criminals"

by cockneyjacko October 26, 2004