The Crinkle

Horrible feeling in your gut when you eat bad food and know you will soon have to poop or fart, probably a lot. Not a good thing to have.

I ate fast food then went to Wal-Mart and walked around for a few hours. Now I have the crinkle!

by Rev. Link March 15, 2008

crinkle

An elderly person, esp. those who exhibit negative effects of old age - loose fitting skin, crankiness, limited mobility, etc.

Damned crinkle pulled right out in front of me.

by m f December 6, 2007

crinkle cut

1. a synonym to cool 2. a way to cut things (like carrots, french fries, and pickles) to make them cooler and more appealing

a: dude! i just got a new band t-shirt!
b: crinkle cut.

by daniellepf January 11, 2009

crinkled brownie

Slang term for a womans vagine of the african american heritage

I bet Beyonce has a nice crinkled brownie.

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

crinkle tart

The human rectum.

Hope you cleaned your crinkle tart.

by Scott Swingley October 30, 2015

Chris Crinkle

A girl is giving a man a blow job and right before he blows his load she slaps her cheeks. Then when she pulls of he ejaculates al over her mouth and chin, giving her a beard and rossie cheeks.

Yo nolan when you mom was blowing me last night i gave her a chris crinkle.

by PatMan629 December 18, 2007

Chinkles

Chocolate sprinkles

Ice cream lady: "Would you like chinkles with your ice cream?"

You: "Why yes I would."

by FlamingFlamingu July 5, 2009