Skip to main content

Absolute crappin'

Absolute crappin' - something that is very bad.

Created by Patrick May, a man who checked a Japanese chatroom. The Japanese people, although they spoke english well, had some unique and interesting grammar. It influenced Patrick's grammar, and he invented " absolute crappin' "
I'm having an absolute crappin' day.
----
I think this TV show is absolute crappin'.
by Patrick May September 4, 2004
mugGet the Absolute crappin' mug.

Creeping Jesus

Originally used in Ireland to describe a Catholic making a public display of religiosity simply for show.
Nowadays it refers to those who put on a big act to impress people, hypocritically. They creep around pumping hands and grinning like goons, oozing compliments and uttering clichés, all the while dying for a chance to stab you in the back. If you work with one you'll see people getting fired in their wake, and don't be surprised if you're next.
That Creeping Jesus charmed information out of me and then told the boss everything I said, to get me sacked, and he did the same to ten others.
by Winston Ryder September 6, 2007
mugGet the Creeping Jesus mug.
Related Words

Crepitate

EEW! You just crepitated in my face!!!
by Ninde February 8, 2005
mugGet the Crepitate mug.

Crepitate

To snap, crackle, and/or pop.
by gofishgo January 18, 2007
mugGet the Crepitate mug.

Creepin

To sneak about unnoticed and mysteriously; usually to murder/mug someone.
"I creeped on that muthafucka and made my move - now his brains are all over St. Claire, nigga..."
by Anonymous July 25, 2004
mugGet the Creepin mug.

crapping your pants

1.) Where you make crap or poop in your pants, without using a toilet. Normally frowned upon in society.

2.) Not necessarily doing the above, being very scared, frightened, or angry.
1a.) Dude, you really need to stop crapping your pants.
1b.) Ew, Alex just crapped his pants.

2.) I'm going to crap my pants if I get a bad grade on this test.
by Cooooooooooooooody September 24, 2006
mugGet the crapping your pants mug.

Crespi

An all boys school represented by Dylan Jacobs, aka Duke. Walking around the school you hear students yelling who’s house, and they reply DUKES HOUSE. Duke spends his time breaking beds and lathering tiger bomb on his body. Sko Ducks and Crespi has been known to be gay
Girl:hey duke
Duke: make me a sandwhich
*duke gets slapped at Crespi*
by Blowenporndck November 23, 2019
mugGet the Crespi mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email