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cream in your jeans

to have a sexual orgasm with only visual stimulation
Your going to cream in your jeans when you see this hot, new girl
by KK special September 24, 2003
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Creamoglobin

(kree-muh-gloh-bin); (Craemoglobin; UK)
-noun

The resulting post-coital amalgam following unprotected sexual intercourse during the female menstrual phase.
Dude, I boned Sally when she was on the rag and now I've got creamoglobin all over my sheets.
by J-Juice April 4, 2011
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ice cream sandwich

A delectable dessert with a rectangular slab of ice cream (usually vanilla), and 2 cookies or wafers (usually chocolate chip and chocolate, respectively) on the top and bottom of the ice cream.
Ice Cream Vendor: Who wants an ice cream sandwich?
Random Guy: I do!
by Silver the Hedgehog 77 January 12, 2015
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Cream Tea

1. n, v. Of Devonshire Origin

A slang term named after the classically English refreshment, a Cream Tea is the practice of ejaculating over someone's face immediately after (or while simultaneously) tea-bagging them.

2. n. Chiefly British
A refreshment, consisting of scones, jam, and clotted cream served with tea, usually served in the afternoon.
1. That girl was insane last night, she even let me give her a Cream Tea.

2. God, I can't believe I let that guy teabag me and I ended up getting Cream Tea'd.
by jack&harry April 17, 2011
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giggle cream

1. Canned whipped cream with nitrous oxide as a propellant.

Origins: Coined on the advertisements in the radio stations in the PS2/PC video game, "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City"
Giggle cream! Because dessert SHOULD be funny.
by siv0r April 4, 2004
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Cream-Pie Worthy

When a girl is so sexy in so many different ways, it makes you powerless to resist creampieing her.
Doug: "Hey man do you know that girl in my physics class?"
Travis: " The one with the huge tits, six pack, big ass, and sexy face?"
Doug: "Hell yea man she is defiantly Cream-Pie Worthy!"
by PongMasterBaiter September 20, 2016
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Pre-Cream

"The art of knocking one out earlier"

Before a high class event, such as dining at a fine establishment, one must "Pre-Cream" to avoid any accidents later on in the night.

Please note: "Pre-Creaming" is not limited to sex, both men and women can enjoy its benefits.

Warning please do not attempt to "Pre-Cream" while shin pissing
Chico "Pre-Creamed" before his date with Colette at the Italin restaurant, to save any accidents happening later.

Dave Had a hot date later that evening, so he "Pre-Creamed" just incase.
by Northern_IT_monkey October 17, 2011
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