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creepy stalker

people who are incapable of taking a hint and continue to expect some sort of payoff in their countless attempts to hook in the object of their idolatry.

the stalking includes but is not limited to: facebook lurking, gathering information from friends, calling excessively, cryptic text messages, frequenting common places, dropping by unannounced at work/home/etc.

the creepy part is that the creepy stalker intentionally adjusts the mechanisms of his/her life to chase their delusions. Probably has some prepubescent sexual fantasy and/or tween crushing involved in their cognition process.
Beth: I don't get it. I've made it quite clear to him that there is nothing between us and there will never be... and he's still in pursuit of me!
Florence: What's he done?
Beth: Oh just about everything listed above. This last text message about the movie he saw last night and how he thought of me because of it is simply the sprinkle on the cherry.
Rachel: Just say No to creepy stalkers.
by J.Flry December 27, 2011
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Creamy Spoon

When your wife/girlfriend doesn't put out and you end up big spooning them and you have a wet dream and cum on their back
She's had a headache for weeks so a few of those nights she ended up getting the creamy spoon
by Glendale Parisian chef February 11, 2017
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The act of creaming in a glass of oonge juice then blending it together with a thick turd. Afterwards, making your bestfriend Tyler drink it.
Ece: Damn dude I just blended up some oonge juice and a turd
Beau: Dude that's a creamy julius!
Tyler: Let me drink it!!
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creepy hug

Goes by many monikers. i.e. Awkward Lock; Pelvic Press.

When a dude goes in for the hug, but sneaks in a little pelvic thrust/hip grind action on a girls lower abdomen. Leading to a very one-sided uncomfortable pause. Guys don't usually know they do it.
"Oh My Gosh! Mary I haven't seen you for so long!" *Creepy Hug*
by calamata5544 January 9, 2008
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Creamy Taco

The very pinnacle of foaming gash, an unforgettably juicy pussy that's craving a good dicking. An irresistible level of moisture in and around the goods, but not a complete gusher; just enough to make a small but satisfying squelch when the shaft slips inside.
*Moments after last nights tail gingerly steps out of the crib, and hails the taxi*
Room mate: 'How was she? she looked like a good fuck.'
Lucky Fella: 'Fuck me mate, she was beyond horny; she had a proper creamy taco'
Room mate: 'Jammy bugger'
by TheNameIsBarnes December 1, 2011
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creamy boy

When a man has cummend in the pussy while she is giving birth and when the baby comes out it is a creamy boy
I heard Bryson cooper is a creamy boy
by Evan Jones December 13, 2017
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uncle creepy

gross older man who's tryin' to get the hook up from some young hottie!
I was kickin' it in the store and some uncle creepy was all up on me, tryin' to get himself some.
by gwendolynsky October 26, 2006
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