Croaky Jim

To give someone a Croaky Jim, one must place their own excrement, ejaculate, urine, and blood into a blender or food processor to create a wonderful concoction. The result of drinking this concoction is a unique, croaky voice due to the coagulation of all the bodily fluids lubricating one's vocal chords.

Person 1 "I gave her the Croaky Jim last night"
Person 2 "What the fuck is wrong with you"
Person 1 "A lot, help me please"

by Marques Parana May 24, 2020

Creamy Caesar

A sex act in which you have sex doggy style, right before orgasm, stab her in the back and cum in the hole.

When you're fucking and you're tired of the bitch, it's time for a creamy caesar.

by extremeatheist October 30, 2011

creamy beaver

a vagina which has been ejaculated in. the semen then tends to drip out - producing the creamy beaver

that creamy beaver looks like a waterfall

by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003

Creamy Crowther

When the burning tingling sensation leading to orgasm is far beyond anything any human could possibly bare. The man pulls out his erect penis and blows his load all over himself. He then puts whipped cream all over his body and the girl eats it.

Dude, she was so good last night i even gave her a creamy crowther!

by Barry S. June 2, 2009

Creamy Bastards

Multiple pints of Guinness

I can't wait to finish work and drain some creamy bastards!

by sirArfur September 25, 2010

Creamy Wonka

to have anal sex and leave jizz inside the anus. Formed from anus>chocolate factory>willy wonka>wonka +creamy (jizz)

i gave her a creamy wonka

by NUMAisTheNAME February 4, 2012

Creamy Geyser

When your partner who is lactose intolerant drinks a tall glass of milk and shoots diarrhea on your forehead.

I want a creamy geyser tonight.

by flatfrog September 5, 2012