A Craig is when someone is a complete dick and forces themselves on girls, aggressive for no reason. sets out to destroy other people's lives cus their own lives are absolute shit and cannot make themselves feel better unless everyone else is completely fucked up too.
by balls5647 July 22, 2009
by Sarrrrrahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 22, 2021
by hergis bergis April 22, 2020
He was laying on the couch having a Craig while the rest of us were busy with arranging the affairs.
by Word Slave January 28, 2019
A Craig is a long-tenured hunky who operates the fuck out of Charlie and throws fart bombs like a boss. Can often be seen with black fingertips from reading grocery bags full of six different newspapers and a four inch stack of ads.
Craig: DONKEYYYYYYYYY!!!
by PortlyNinja October 6, 2018
A teddy bear that will only come out of his cave for a taco and cheese itz and remains in the cave to take naps. Has a fear of fire extinguishers.
by White_knife22 June 19, 2019