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cactus ass

A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.
Remind me not to get the Inferno Burger next time we go out to eat; that gave me mad cactus ass.
by Dodger of Zion November 19, 2010
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craccoon

someone with large, black bags under their eyes, like a raccoon's, after being up for several days due to the use of speed, crack, meth, etc.
After four days of constant partying,no sleep, and friends calling him craccoon, Bob finally decided to go home and sleep.
by UpTownAries March 7, 2003
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craccin

It is spelled differently from crackin, although still having the same meaning, because the original word has the letters "ck" standing for crip killer.
"What's craccin cuz?"
by CMB August 5, 2004
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cactus nuts

When the hair on your ball-sac starts growing back several days after shaving it, usually causing itching and irritation.
Adam: Why do you keep scratching your junk?
Ben: I got cactus nuts dude, my sac is torn up!
by benzo11 November 14, 2006
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cactus dance

Tasteless dance moves used to: a) completely ruin a friendly gathering, b) scare off predators, and c) summon demons.

A proper cactus dance can be described as standing as awkwardly straight as possible, bending the elbows at 90 degrees (much like a large cactus), and facing knees in the same direction, also heavily bent. You want to retain the position as closely as possible while flailing the arms and shifting the hips so the knees sway back and forth.

While executing these moves, just remember nobody brings it like you do. This dance successfully ends when the dancer is hit over the head with a heavy blunt object.
a) "Mary, your son is doing the cactus dance again..."

b) "Beware, I know the cactus dance."

c) Zach: "Darren, I really don't think its working."
Darren: "Just give me a another hour, we'll be having beers with Nosferatu in no time."
*WHACK*
by Mungman December 24, 2007
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cracamac

The obtainment of much-needed sustenance after an evening of exorbitant substance usage

Coined by C. Lontis circa 2009 in a misguided manner; 'we cracked a macca's run... cracked a macca... crack a mac...' and was mistaken as a witticism by R. Turner

To seek replenishment esp. macca's after a party, conveniently condensed into one confusing word

I cracamaced, she cracamaced, we cracamaced, let's cracamac
'Let's cracamac.'

'Huh?'

'Macca's run?'

'Yes. Yes. Yes.'
by feathered October 11, 2009
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Panty Cactus

When pubic hair reaches a thickness and length so that it pokes through the material of underwear, obviously more apparent in females.

Most often the result of not shaving/waxing for a while.
I hooked up with Jenny on the weekend, but dude you shoulda seen the panty cactus! I told her to shave then come back.
by Faff October 28, 2007
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