Blood Cousins

Blood Cousin's are cousin's that are related to you by blood meaning that they are your family relatives. Cousin's are not for hitting on or to have sex with and you shouldn't be involved in sexual activities with your cousins.

"omg shes so hot"
"ew bro are you serious thats your blood cousin"
"yeah but i still wanna fuck her"
"You shouldn't be doing that with your blood cousins"
IYKYK.

by no significance May 26, 2020

One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash

A hand-job done using shampoo, soap, dish detergent, or a similar substitute.

e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a one-eyed cousin in the carwash last night?"

e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash last night?"

by ASaad May 21, 2009

wiener cousins

Two men who have both had sex with the same woman at some point.

Guy 1:"I hooked up with Charlene last night."
Guy 2:"Dude, I hooked up with her 6 months ago!"
Together: "Wiener cousins!"
*high five*

by Jeezy_Hamilton April 22, 2009

Cousin Eddie

Codename for Marijuana, commonly used by teenagers that smoke weed.

Max, close your mouth and let's go hang out with Cousin Eddie!

by JMAC DX3. July 6, 2009

Cousin Fucker

Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the south-land
I miss 'ole' 'bamy once again and I think it's a sin
Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
In Birmingham they love the Gov'nor, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you, tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you, here I come
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do)
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue, now how bout you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Sweet home Alabama, oh sweet home
Where the skies are so blue and the governor's true
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

PornHub-Mia Khalifa becomes cousin fucker and fucks dad

Me-*hand on dick* SWEET HOME ALABAMA *cums*

by cousinfucker2347632768 April 18, 2019

hot cousin

1.) a cousin that you know you are related to but you still think is hot and doable...and you suspect given the circumstances of drunkness you dont know what you would do.

Damn dude if I had a few beers I DONT KNOW WHAT I would do with my hot cousin!!

by Mike234234234 August 29, 2007

cousinette

a cousin of the female gender. (similar to how in spanish prima is the feminine form of cousin).

I have 2 cousins named John and Steve and 1 cousinette namd Leslie.

by tyrannyrocks May 20, 2009