A person (regardless of gender) that is always broke, always complains about their privileged life, and feels the need to discuss their entire life story to anyone that will listen by sucking you into the abyss of their lies and pathetic excuses that they makes for their screwed up actions.
The “syrup traps” in a waffle symbolizes their technique of constant hounding until all attention is focused on them. Escaping is almost impossible, hence the “sticky situation”.
This person often shares very personal details that are not to be discussed publicly, without any regard for social situations.
The “cottage” is commonly known to be a place of isolation, where this person has not either learned or picked up on acceptable conversations and social cues.
The “syrup traps” in a waffle symbolizes their technique of constant hounding until all attention is focused on them. Escaping is almost impossible, hence the “sticky situation”.
This person often shares very personal details that are not to be discussed publicly, without any regard for social situations.
The “cottage” is commonly known to be a place of isolation, where this person has not either learned or picked up on acceptable conversations and social cues.
A: “Mariah was being a total cottage waffle at work yesterday.”
B: “What did she do this time?”
A: “She was talking about her vaginal discharge in front of customers!”
B: “What did she do this time?”
A: “She was talking about her vaginal discharge in front of customers!”
by NezBarnes December 21, 2017
by Ethan Niggers June 21, 2021
A shirt worn at a cottage and around town while cottaging. MUST be a plaid collared shirt, but with only 2 buttons done up (no buttons is also allowed) and the sleeves rolled up. Used for protection from cold wind and bugs and in stores that require shoes and a shirt (flip flops are mandatory while cottaging) Can be worn for as many days as needed since cleanliness doesnt matter and laundry isnt done at a cottage.
Mom: are you all packed for the cottage?
Me: yeah i have my swim trunks and my cottage shirt what more do i need?
Mom: (muttering) kids these days...
Me: yeah i have my swim trunks and my cottage shirt what more do i need?
Mom: (muttering) kids these days...
by cottager July 11, 2011
Person 1: How come when I search up 'cottage core', gibby shows up?
Person 2: Because gibby IS cottage core.
Person 2: Because gibby IS cottage core.
by DoubleDemi December 10, 2020
Where all the suburban cul-de-sac gangsters are and the place where they invented chevy cavalier racing!
white guy: wat ya gonna do today homespice?
notha white guy:gonna chill in my cheeseslices cul-de-sac.
2. Oh no homebiscuit its the Cottage Grove fuzz!
notha white guy:gonna chill in my cheeseslices cul-de-sac.
2. Oh no homebiscuit its the Cottage Grove fuzz!
by diez October 16, 2008
by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008
a dump that kids get fucked up in and get laid all the time by hot bitchs. Blunts booze n broads are always found in the shithole.
by boodha February 26, 2003