To bale someone up (so they cannot move) and give them a full, literal, tounge lashing, all over the body. You must inflict as much pain as you can, using your tongue only.
by Vic May 19, 2004
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by Der Capitan December 7, 2003
Get the corporation mug.The act of beginning to drift too soon on Mario Kart, thus resulting in driving on the grass which inhibits your speed and more than likely costing you a few places.
Anna: Yes! getting up speed, gonna get back to first place in no time!
*starts drift too soon*
Ok, hold it out....No! I'm on the grass!!!!!
Rob: *Overtakes* Hahah I'm winning!
Anna: -_-" damn premature corneration...
*starts drift too soon*
Ok, hold it out....No! I'm on the grass!!!!!
Rob: *Overtakes* Hahah I'm winning!
Anna: -_-" damn premature corneration...
by Annaterasu July 1, 2011
Get the Premature Corneration mug.Noun- A person who believes in Corporationalism, the belief that Corporation(s) should have power over the individual, people and governments (locally, regionally, nationally and internationally). Its main characteristic are that it is fiercely opposed to "red tape", which can be anything from union membership to extra safety costs, the big corporations see government as a potential hindrance to their activities. Its main goal is that of all Corporations, to make a profit for its shareholders.
(1) U.S. Congressman House Minority Whip, Eric Cantor from Richmond, Virginia's opposition to Healthcare reform while, being financially supported by this industry and not benefiting his District or it's voters or people is a Corporationalist ideal.
(2) Eric Cantor is a corporationalist because he opposed bailing out GM and Chrysler from bankruptcy because they mainly have blue collar workers, unions and give benefits that sustain the middle class, while at the same time he favors Big Bank Bailouts and Executives keeping their bonuses at the expense of thousands of people who lost their life savings, retirement, homes.
(2) Eric Cantor is a corporationalist because he opposed bailing out GM and Chrysler from bankruptcy because they mainly have blue collar workers, unions and give benefits that sustain the middle class, while at the same time he favors Big Bank Bailouts and Executives keeping their bonuses at the expense of thousands of people who lost their life savings, retirement, homes.
by sweede low August 30, 2010
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by Parathon Administration March 12, 2008
Get the Parathon Corporation mug.Usually begin as small successful sole proprietary, or partnership businesses that grow and because they're successful and make money whiney liberals bitch that they aren't doing enough to help the poor who for the most part won't help themselves. WAH THE CORPORATION IS MAKING MONEY THAT MEANS WE SHOULD TAKE IT ALL AWAY AND COMPLETELY DESTROY PRODUCTIVITY IN THE US.
IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "Let's make America more like the "Utopia" that Europe is"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "Fuck businesses over with high taxes that force them to relocate to other countries and destroy job growth and the economy here!"
IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "SHOULD WE ELIMINATE FREE SPEECH TOO?"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "THE MEDIA WILL DO THAT FOR US!"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "Fuck businesses over with high taxes that force them to relocate to other countries and destroy job growth and the economy here!"
IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "SHOULD WE ELIMINATE FREE SPEECH TOO?"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "THE MEDIA WILL DO THAT FOR US!"
by Japanadan October 11, 2004
Get the Corporation mug.Liberal Christian offshoot of the Southern Baptist Convention. CBF's focus is on egalitarian social and political policies along with presenting a hazy view of theology. While most CBF members are not as far to the left as clearly apostate denominational elites such as found in the United Methodist Church, the CBF would be more accurately characterized as part of the mushy middle or moderates.
CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tact on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.
CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tact on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.
Cooperative Baptist Fellowship member reflecting on Deuteronomy 24 after his wife has burnt the toast: "I see here right in the Bible that I can divorce my wife if she displeases me. So, I shall divorce her and marry my sexier secretary. After she gets some mileage on her, I shall trade her in, too. I am so glad that I read the Bible and follow God's Word."
by Tex in Tex August 23, 2008
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