under cooked

not yet mature; adolescent

He still plays video games and rides his skate board. At 26 years old there are signs of him still being under cooked.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 31, 2022

cocky doody

A child's phrase for shit, caca, feces, crap, dung or turd. Most often used as a noun but also can be used as a verb. It's a friendly, happy phrase, the kind of phrase you'd like to see in a presidential State of the Union address or in a prospectus from another Federal bailout-sucking huge corporation of fat-assed mendacious bastards.

Mommy-mere, I just made a HUGE, honkin' cocky doody, arent' you prouda me?

Listen here, Hoss, I'm a gonna cocky doody on you if'n you don't shut your face!

Mah felluh Ammurkins, I come before ya to make a cocky doody on the economy, which already is a cocky doody.

by Kandy the Embezzler June 30, 2009

cook whites

U.S. Army slang term referring to severely worn and faded BDUs (Battle Dress Uniforms). New BDUs start out with random black, loam, and green amorphous shapes that form the camouflage pattern. After several months or years of washing and dry cleaning the colors bleed out. Summer weight BDUs tend to fade faster than winter weight due to the fact that they are made out of a thinner cotton based material. The term is derived from the name of the all white uniform that Army Cooks wear.

“Do not! I repeat DO NOT show up to the division change of command ceremony wearing freaking cook whites.”

by Trav August 24, 2005

Tim Cook

massive revolutionary cunt who works with a shit company and will willingly suck some cocks just for a cookie

"hes such a Tim Cook he should actually fuck him self up the ass with a spiky dildo"

by JONY DAVIDSON February 1, 2016

cook by numbers

A meal that requires nothing more than pushing numbers on the microwave. Often times a frozen dinner or leftovers.

Mark's parents were out of town, so he had to cook by numbers.

by Erik Belsaas March 10, 2006

Matt Cooke

The biggest douche to ever lace up a pair of hockey skates. Plays dirty and has nearly ended the careers of multiple players with his cheap headshots and flying elbows.

Pens fans love this prick despite the fact that he could kill someone.

Hey did you see Matt Cooke hit that guy last night? He gave him a concussion and almost ended his career

And this is any different than normal how...

by Marielmb February 26, 2011

cooked

a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.

Bro #1: yo homie that girl is cooked as fuck.
Bro #2: shits cooked.

by tvdropper December 2, 2016