Cockblock

When you're hanging out with a girl, and one of your friends tries their hardest to split you and the girl up as a joke. This makes your friend a cockblock.

Clayton: Hey so do you maybe wanna-
Colton: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE DUDE!
*The girl Clayton is talking to leaves.

Clayton: Thanks cockblock.

by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016

cockblockstopwatch

The amount of time it shows to get rid of a cockblock

Hey dude imma have sex with that chick
What about her friend
Watch me "Cockblockstopwatch" that tailgating bitch

by TheColdGam3r December 9, 2016

Conversational Cockblock

Whenever you're talking to somebody, and no matter what or how many witty or interesting things you say, they reply with things such as, "cool" or "yeah." They won't allow a good conversation by making it suck with their one word answers.

Debbie: "I was texting Conrad last night."
Sally: "What did you guys talk about?"
Debbie: "More like, "what did I talk about?" because he was being a conversational cockblock the whole time."

by playinitcool June 10, 2010

cockbloctopus

n. One who aggresively cockblocks with excessive groping, a sign a the coming cockblocalypse.

That cockbloctopus had his hairy tentacles all over my date!

by limesparx June 20, 2011

cockblokus

When you're connecting with a girl/boy, and your friend interrupts because he wants to play Blokus.

Girl: I'm having a really great time.
Guy: Yeah me too, lets go back to my place and get to know each other some more.
Friend: No dont leave, lets play Blokus, I love that game!
Guy: *whispering to friend* Come on man, you're totally cockblokus-ing me.

by vstrife January 26, 2014

Clockblocker

Someone who just keeps getting in the way of clocks.

Why, you broke my Rolex, you clockblocker!

by smart_guy_is_smart May 11, 2015

Cookoolockhead

When a person is being crazy, weird, a dork, being silly, or acting odd.

im a cookoolockhead also known as a dork

by Tiger Love January 16, 2017