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Conversational Remorse

The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all things you should have said, witty, wise or informative.
Man i totally should have told her what not to do in her current situation. Im overhelmed by conversational remorse right now.
by Amanda Nicole Romanach December 12, 2015
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Converception

Noun: a converception; verb: to perform an act of converception.

To have a conversation about a pre- or co-existing conversation that was or is currently being held by two or more participants. The conversation can be reported, paraphrasing or not, using first or second hand information and can refer to conversations that took place between any two persons, whether or not themselves were involved.

If a participant, gaining secondhand information to a previous converception, reports their information to a new participant, the result is the creation of a new layer and so it continues. Had the information passed down turned out to be false, a verbal 'kick' can be performed by one or more subjects to the original converception whereby from thereon the converception is over. Only when this situation occurs are all participants returned to reality.

If the content of an original conversation selected to undergo the process of converception is falsely reported or the result of guesswork, a converception cannot take place.

In simple terms, a conversation that is reported within a conversation. Derived from the film title 'Inception' (Nolan, 2010) where dreams exist within dreams.
Example 1
A: "And David said to Victoria...and she said..." etc.

Example 2
A: "What are David and Victoria talking about?"
B: "David is telling her that he doesn't want to be friends any more."

Example 3:
A: "John told me that Peter told him that David was talking to Victoria about their situation."
B: "Woah! Third level converception, man!"
by LingWhizKid December 27, 2011
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unrequited bluetooth conversation

When you think someone is talking to you, but they're really talking to someone over the bluetooth peice in their ear
"Hey Jenny guess what?"
"I had unrequited bluetooth conversation yesterday!"
"No way man."
"No like way, dude."
by Don'tlaughatme May 5, 2009
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conversation ninja

A third party who "ninjas" their way into a conversation they were not originally a part, usually with a comment which mean they have been eavesdropping for an extended period of time, like a ninja striking in the shadows.
Jackie just pulled a conversation ninja. I didn't even notice her before she dropped that comment about her Lexus while we were talking about luxury cars.
by rmsiii December 11, 2007
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Lucky Star Conversation

When you have a conversation about random stuff and facts no one cares about. It can go on for like...hours.
Kay: me and Jenny went to Starbucks and had a lucky star conversation for like hours! She never shuts up!
by TetsuoShima July 5, 2010
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Conversation

a tool used to make people listen to how horrible your sad excuse of a life is, sometimes used as a torture device for terrorists.
Cop: "He's not confessing, what should we do?"

Other Cop: "Go into the room and start a conversation about your life."

*Cop goes into room and starts talking*

Terrorist: "Please! I'm begging you! Please just shut up! I'll tell you anything!"
by electronic chic October 18, 2010
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conversation walling

When you're trying to make a conversation with a girl/guy you met recently, either A) online B) via text message or C) in person, and she/he responds to any of your questions with blank stares, one letter text messages using the words: oh, cool, or nice, or nothing at all until you have to try to change the subject.
Ron: so do you have any brothers or sister?
Emily: Yes
~4 minute delay~
Ron: Are you the oldest?
Emily: No
~2 minute delay~
Ron: So how was your day?
~2 minute delay~
Emily: Ok
Ron: Are you conversation walling me on purpose?
Emily: What?
Ron: I think I'd have a better conversation with a brick wall.
by snazzywordsmith January 17, 2015
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