cunundrumucopia

Commingling of conundrum & cornucopia that specifically relates to having an abundance of problems or issues.

George W. Bush has found himself in a cunundrumucopia since we went into Iraq.

by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006

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cundrum

condom, as used by americans (and perhaps by other English speakers) until the 1950s. Condoms were originally sold only at pharmacies, usually kept hidden under the counter.
It was often a mark of masculinity for a young man just to keep one in his wallet and show off the "ring" outline.
When condoms became readily available, and commonly marketed, the current usage became more popular, eventually making "cundrum" virtually archaic.

The grounds in lover's lane are full of used cundrums.

by Joey Petito September 25, 2005

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Conundrunk

co·nun·drunk

Anything that puzzles a drunk person.

Jared - "Hey!! hey....hey uhhhh Tim. Do we order pizza?"
Tim - "Awwww man! I love pizza! but it costs so much!"
Jared - "Dude....This is such a conundrunk!!"
Tim - "What the hell does that mean?

by Tomasaurous January 26, 2011

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conandrum

Named for the one and only Conan the Barbarian, this is a problem that has an immediately obvious solution, yet is more easily (or at least more entertainingly) solved by violence.

1: We've got two options here. We can either skim through this book until we find the reference needed to complete the riddle, or we can slaughter the wizard and his evil henchmen and waltz right through.

2: So we've got one option.

1: A real conandrum. Let's go.

by Circtf January 2, 2009

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Conundumb

The realization that you’re not getting any smarter. Those around you are just getting dumber.

You know, I was thinking about all these people around me the other day and I had a conundumb. When friends are talking about how people getting dumber, you answer "That's a conundumb"

by Gumybob November 5, 2009

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