confusion

When your girlfriend wont sleep with you when your both drunk.

Im in a state of total confusion.

by 12346468 March 14, 2009

Collusion

An act performed by fantasy football participants wherein two teams conspire to help one team win by pulling shenanigans such as lopsided trades or dropping a great player when the other party has waiver wire priority. It is truly the lowest form of human behavior.

Team 1: Hey, I'll trade you my backup QB for your best wide receiver and when I win the championship, we'll split the money!

Team 2: Okay, collusion sounds good since I'm 3-7 anyway.

by Misty Yazzerstein November 21, 2013

condusing

verb : to conduse, adj: condusing

Definition: To conduse is to extract matter from rocks with a syringe for no apparent reason. It is often done by men with very small genitalia. It can also be meant as an insult.

origin: Ancient Latin Conder (Rock) and from the Greek duxos (sucker)

"That man is condusing!" - meaning he seems like the sort of prick who would extract matter from rocks.

by alex_ July 6, 2006

Lucky Boys Confusion

Only, like, one of the coolest bands ever.
> ordinary
> envy

45 steps to the liquor store
just another breakdown that i can't afford but
can't worry about tomorrow's pain tonight (alright)

by i dont know. November 14, 2004

concursion

An agreement upon agreeing, upon which you agree.

-"This evening has been phantasmagorical."
-"Thank you for hanging out with me. It really has been."
-"Concursion!"

by bcooke24 December 26, 2007

Confusion

To drive others crazy trying to make them figure out shit!

Mr Confusion is a confusing man

by Antonio November 14, 2003

Cross of Confusion

An early Roman symbol made to question the validity of the Christian Religion. The symbol consists of a broken cross with a dot in the middle and a sickle at the bottom.

occult agnostic cross of confusion

by MotherOfTyme July 24, 2009