condi

Condensed spelling of the name of a high ranking member of President George W. Bush's administration.

Bush asks: "Condi, where's my papers on nucular proliferation policy?"

by annonymous December 28, 2003

Muddy Playing Conditions

Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.

Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

conditioning

When one joins a sports team such as basketball, soccer or cross country, many of their practices involve conditioning. Conditioning is basically running (jogging and sprints) that is meant to get one into shape to play said sport.

The other day I went to a 2-hour conditioning practice. Multiple sprints, liners and footwork drills left me exhausted and pissed off.

by Calair June 20, 2007

Coasing

Being mad or holding a grudge against someone for something they did

I was real coasing on Tom last week for eating my food without asking

by Trinigyal2000 October 3, 2021

consignadictment

Bureaucratic nonsense; official-sounding folderol -- as "board stretcher" "prop wash" red tape bureaucratism double speak snipe hunt cow tipping

Dog the Bounty Hunter calls people in to "sign a waiver of consignadictment." Of course, there is no such thing; but when they come in, he's got them.

by JPB August 10, 2006

chonsie

a chonsie is a unusual name, uncommonly spelled as is. She/He goes through rough experiences, but are usually the one's who put themselves there. However they are the type of people who learn from the experiences and are there for anyone she/he sees might be going through the same things. They are loving and someone you can always go to for anything. Chonsie's are very loyal to the ones they love and are usually very sweet, until angered. Chonsie's are never sloppy, they are not one night stands nor do they let themselves be taken advantage of. But they are however, one heck of a good time! They don't look approachable but once met, they make those who get the pleasure of meeting them, as happy as can be. Chonsie's are usually short, brown-black hair with light eyes.

person 1: "I really need someone to talk too.."
person 2: " I know a Chonsie that would be perfect."
Chonsie: "come talk to me, do i need to hurt someone?!"

by a sister of a Chonsie. October 25, 2010

Considering Caleb

(V) To use cocaine with questionable gay men.

I was considering Caleb last night after we left the club but the dudes really started weirding me out so I left.

He said he was straight, but after considering caleb, i'm sure he loosened up
.
She's such a fag hag and you know that bitch must be considering Caleb, because now she's Blowhan thin.

by Zusatroublemaker September 21, 2009