concastic

To deliberately respond to a statement that is made figuratively as though it were meant litterally, for humorous effect.

When Jane said "the climax of the show was the icing on the cake" and I replied "I don't think baked goods were ever involved", I was being concastic.

by galactickiss December 8, 2021

Consisticise

Used for something in the process of becoming consistent

The Jello is runny because you didn’t let it consisticise.

by wordeater1337 November 16, 2022

cowtastic

Adj. Flipping Awesome

Milk is cowtastic!!

by DudeBroIII November 1, 2012

Cuntastic

Defined by something wonderful, exciting and also something dark and mysterious. A merged term of Cunt and Fantastic is can also describe a bitchy gay man.

That party was Cuntastic, everyone had so much fun. Or "Byron is my Most Cuntastic friend".

by Dyslexic Sicko June 8, 2014

Cuntastic

A delightful but incredibly cuntie girl or situation.

Michiko is fucking cuntastic.

There's penut butter in my hair, cuntastic.

by Phillipjacker December 3, 2014

cuntastic

Adj.
1.When someone is being a huge fucking cuntbag and you just wanna cut them and their posterity

2. When the pussy is just too damn good for actual words

Shut the fuck up you cuntastic little bitch.

by daddy issues April 21, 2016

Comcastic

When an ISP is being shitty, spotty, or fucks you over without lubing or putting on a condom first, then you get ISP-STDs, AKA the Comcasts. It's similar to the aftermath of an interracial three way in the back of some fat gay dude's RV.

My life is Comcastic :( - Why? - I keep getting fucked by my internet service provider.

My ISP promised it to be (this fast! super fast!) but I'm only getting about 10% of it. My internet is Comcastic! :(

by rreighe2 July 8, 2016