congrebate

To have a circle jerk

Jake, Paul, Scott and I congrebated last night after watching Scary Movie 3 together.

by cracksmoker69 April 25, 2012

Congress

A.K.A the opposite of progress

So if con is the opposite of pro, then the opposite of progress is congress.

by McLovinBro April 27, 2015

The Congress Room

The room in a home (house, apartment, condo, ect.) in which the people engage in the most sexual congress.

Example 1
Newly Wed : Uh, wow, I guess this is our Congress room! *Indicating the bathroom*

Example 2
Woman : *Drunk, frisky, waiting her husband to open the front door.* No detours! The Congress Room as soon as we're inside!
Man : I love this woman!

by Radrito June 10, 2007

Craigslist Congressman

Member of Congress who sends a shirtless photo of himself to a woman who has an ad on Craigslist, then the woman sends the pic to the media, forcing the man to resign.

Congressman Chris Lee (R-NY 11th District) became the infamous Craigslist Congressman after a woman turned him into gawker.com for a shirtless photo he sent to her for her Craigslist posting to meet a guy. Looks like that's the end of his stint in Congress!

by maf54_690 May 24, 2011

Congresstard

Congresstard (kon gres tard) NOUN. An especially idiotic member of the U.S. Congress.

Who's the biggest congresstard, Michelle Bachmann or John Shimkus?

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

miss congeniality

the person named most fun in a beauty pageant

whoa she was miss congeneality?!

by Nikster June 5, 2005

Congreenient

The practice of recycling, or being green, only when convenient. A person who only recycles when it is convenient to do so.

I would have recycled my Fiji water bottle, but my plastic bin was full. I guess I'm just congreenient.

by Daylorb December 25, 2009