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Alabama birth control

After blowing your load in a woman’s vagina you go down on her to eat out your load. Therefore preventing pregnancy.
Bro last night I had to use Alabama birth control with Jackie because I blew my load in her
by FraglyFrank June 27, 2018
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To torture a kid with
Fuck no! My kid can’t use the Switch a lot! Lemme fuckin roast him with Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.
by rubberdumber February 12, 2021
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Piece control kyle

Play fornite and do wages, and have “fn” in his name tag
Box you, Literally free, dog water , zero earnings , literally free, freer than a free sample at Costco

-piece control Kyle
by Fish4fish.com February 6, 2021
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cruise control

Caps Lock is cruise control for cool.
Person 1: LOL U TK HIM 2 DA BAR?
Person 2: Even with cruise control, you still need to steer.
by moot!Ep8pui8Vw2. January 7, 2009
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Controller Player

A person who plays video games and spams L2/LT to make them have better aim
by BigFuknBeef April 12, 2020
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damage control

an attempt to reduce damage caused by a previous failure, when fixing such a failure is either temporarily or permanently impossible, or undesirable due to risk
Ex 1:

Bill: I lost 50 grand...I'm definitely gonna win them back next game. I feel good about this, man.

Dave: Nah, you should be on damage control. Consider your 50 grand a sunk cost.

Ex 2:

James: I can't believe I missed that event...there's not a fuck I can do now.

Steve: You'll have to work extra hard to play catch up. You're on damage control now.
by 9001 July 19, 2015
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Controlling Bitch

Someone who feels that her boyfriend is "her man" and/or property. The controlling bitch easily gets jealous when other girls are around, even though nothing is going on, they are just friends or strangers. She repeatedly accuses boyfriend of being a so-called cheater and thinks of him cheating on her constantly even when they are together. Always up his butt 24/7 and won't let him out of her sight in fears of him even looking at another girl. Gets mad when he mentions friends, girl or guy, because "nobody can speak to him except her." He is her property and she has soul owenership. She always tries to change him, and criticises him non-stop. Nothing he can do is ever good enough because she always deserves better.

She doesn't know yet, but he'll eventually dump her controlling ass because she is the one cheating on him, and he'll find someone actually worth his time and he'll finally find love not manupulation.
Jordan: Hey, i'm going to the club tonight with a few friends.

Gabby (Controlling Bitch): Are you going with any girls?

Jordan: Yes, a few of them will be girls.

Gabby: WTF!? You dick! If you put one foot near that club it's over! And I mean it this time!!! No getting back together after three days like always!!! (she will eventually try to get him back anyway because she wants someone to control again.)
by Cap'n Obvious January 28, 2010
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