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Computer Blue

1. A song by Prince, dealing with a sour love life 2. A statement used to signify one washing his/her hands or leaving a situation until a better one comes along. Usually used in context of romantic relationships.
1. "Until I find a righteous one, Computer Blue." ~Prince

2."Dude, Zac just showed up with a LOT of cocaine."
"Fuck that, I'm not staying at a party with Zacs' sketch ass. Computer Blue, bro."

3. "Oh hey, thanks for buying my ticket! Is it cool if the guy I really like, and forgot to mention, comes along?"
"Sure, in fact, he can have my ticket. I'll do something that doesn't involve your face. Computer Blue, bitch."
by SkaBossdoitforthekids October 9, 2011
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Computer Rage

Rage incurred when a computer won't do what you want, when you want and you end up freaking out at it
"Stop f**king stalling you piece of sh*t!"

This f**king internet is taking forever to load!

They're suffering-> computer rage
by keito July 12, 2007
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computer science

Computer science is the study of the storage, transformation and transfer of information. The field encompasses both the theoretical study of algorithms (including their design, efficiency and application) and the practical problems involved in implementing them in terms of computer software and hardware.
Computer science has its roots primarily in the fields of electrical engineering (i.e., electronics), mathematics and linguistics. It is still a relatively young field, mainly because it was only about a half century ago that electronics technology became sufficiently advanced to allow the construction of even primitive electronic computing devices.
In computer science, scientists apply concepts and techniques of computation, algorithms and computer design to a specific problem.
by composite July 13, 2007
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computer worm

1) a self-replicating computer program

2) a former bookworm who read books all the time, till he got the interweb, and now spends all of his time surfing.
1) Omigod! I've got a computer worm.

2) He'll know the answer. He's a computer worm.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 5, 2007
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computer bullshit

Generally used when playing multiplayer video games (especially a FPS); the term describes something inexplicably retarded that gets you killed.
person a.) Dude, how the fuck did that happen? I had full armor and that son of a bitch killed me!

person b.) Man, its just some of that computer bullshit!
by 2legit69 March 23, 2011
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computer god

Someone who is a step above 'Geek'. Able to do mind meld with CPU.
Daniel is a 'Computer God'
by Otaku Otome September 26, 2004
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Food Computer

So I popped a few corndogs into the old food computer and beep-boop them shits was done.
by flook January 19, 2009
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