computter

Mindless use of the computer and internet for no specific reason or task. The killing of time with anything on the computer. This includes deleting files or organizing photos.

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computtering

She computtered while awaiting a phone call.

He was computtering while waiting for his friend to stop by.

by cebaby June 20, 2009

Titty Committee

A female sausage fest.

"Let's get out of this titty committee, girls."

by Big Black and Dangerous February 21, 2014

Crabtree Committee

That group of women (every guy has at least one) who wish they could get bridal for a guy, but percieved life circumstances prevent them from pursuing the goal, so they talk trash about said guy or try to stonewall him socially. A variation of the cock block squad.

Innocent Girl#1: "Wow, look at Big Marty's Pimp Aura! He's dreamy!"

Crabtree Committe Member#1: "What? Didn't you hear he's a faggot? What planet are you from you fat redhead bitch? Bow down to your new Cunt Nazi!!!"

Innocent Girl#1: "Um, yes... I like Paris Hilton. He's just another dumb asshole Nelly loving Nigger. Thank you Miss, may I have another.(groan)..."

by See you on the field September 5, 2005

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

A group of girls lead by Debra Messing.

Debra Messing felt that she was too flat chested, so she started the Itty Bitty Titty Committee so that she wouldn't be alone and be able to take over the world with small chests.

by Nostok May 5, 2005

de-committeed

de-committed is what Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene was.

Crack open a bottle of champagne -- the seditionist Marjorie Taylor Greene was de-committeed finally!

by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021

computter

A computer that is extremely slow.

This stupid computter takes an hour to load.

by 5'11"racer October 16, 2006

pot committed

In poker, the act of betting so much that you have effectively put the majority of your chips in play, leaving you with very little left in reserve should you loose the hand.

After being dealt big slick Rob pot committed himself pre-flop and when nothing hit, he was left with a decision of going all-in or checking.

by GTI_Guy September 25, 2006